nominating this for most tryhard post of ompl vI present our theme song, to the tune of:
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I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill
And I put Unfezants out to Roost
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
Making a theme song? Rock bottom, is that you?I present our theme song, to the tune of:
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I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill
And I put Unfezants out to Roost
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
he is a bottom but i don't know if rock bottom is what he's hit yetMaking a theme song? Rock bottom, is that you?
I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost you've seen my previous post so clearly this is a lie. I expected better from you. I want authenticity from songwriters and clearly you are just a dishonest, manufactured product of a million-dollar record label
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill Mimikyu is Ghost-type and Seaking doesn't get Scrappy
And I put Unfezants out to Roost so you give them the opportunity to heal? like I get the expression but still, this implies a screwup. Truly inspiring battle cry considering it basically admits that you are going to do something wrong versus a team that doesn't even have a real name
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill that would take a lot of shovels. I'm calling bogus on this one
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss do you pronounce it doc-TOR seuss?
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus I'm happy to hear that your team plans on forfeiting and using electric moves versus the god of thunder. Let me know how this well-conceived plan works out
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam these things have no correlation.
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese an obese WHAT??? don't keep us in suspense. I do agree with insulting the bedroom blisseys whenever possible but you have to at least refer to them with a noun
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
King Klefables confirmed for OMPL 2018 (rip all of your retains though)
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood does it though? That sounds like something you should see a doctor about, if so
That kind of loss just ain't for us winning is a kind of loss? The antecedent of "that" is pretty vague to be honest
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring no (yeah I really couldn't think of anything creative to say here)
My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour how would you have trophies without having first played in the tour, considering the fact that you haven't won before (are you counting from zero to zero?), and also tour doesn't sound that great stretched into two syllables so I think you might have been better off trying to cram "tournament" into this line, and that's also more consistent with what you've done so far
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure Okay this sort of explains the previous line but now it just makes your players sound crazy because they're counting imaginary trophies. are they trying to get to sleep?
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff
(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen congrats on gaining 24 kilograms of weight
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil ok this was actually a pretty decent rhyme, nicely done
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
nice and distinctive crown!
Comments in bold
I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost you've seen my previous post so clearly this is a lie. I expected better from you. I want authenticity from songwriters and clearly you are just a dishonest, manufactured product of a million-dollar record label
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill Mimikyu is Ghost-type and Seaking doesn't get Scrappy
And I put Unfezants out to Roost so you give them the opportunity to heal? like I get the expression but still, this implies a screwup. Truly inspiring battle cry considering it basically admits that you are going to do something wrong versus a team that doesn't even have a real name
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill that would take a lot of shovels. I'm calling bogus on this one
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss do you pronounce it doc-TOR seuss?
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus I'm happy to hear that your team plans on forfeiting and using electric moves versus the god of thunder. Let me know how this well-conceived plan works out
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam these things have no correlation.
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese an obese WHAT??? don't keep us in suspense. I do agree with insulting the bedroom blisseys whenever possible but you have to at least refer to them with a noun
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
King Klefables confirmed for OMPL 2018 (rip all of your retains though)
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood does it though? That sounds like something you should see a doctor about, if so
That kind of loss just ain't for us winning is a kind of loss? The antecedent of "that" is pretty vague to be honest
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring no (yeah I really couldn't think of anything creative to say here)
My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour how would you have trophies without having first played in the tour, considering the fact that you haven't won before (are you counting from zero to zero?), and also tour doesn't sound that great stretched into two syllables so I think you might have been better off trying to cram "tournament" into this line, and that's also more consistent with what you've done so far
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure Okay this sort of explains the previous line but now it just makes your players sound crazy because they're counting imaginary trophies. are they trying to get to sleep?
But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff
(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen congrats on gaining 24 kilograms of weight
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil ok this was actually a pretty decent rhyme, nicely done
And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
nice and distinctive crown!
He's stated five moves already.
Eevee can't fit Soak, this response is a fallacy.I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
Baton Pass Aqua Ring, it's still legal in Little Cup you know.He's stated five moves already.
Eevee can't fit Soak, this response is a fallacy.
no thats still 4 without soak, surf/supersonic/horn drill/hyper beamBaton Pass Aqua Ring, it's still legal in Little Cup you know.
no thats still 4 without soak, surf/supersonic/horn drill/hyper beam
This is why there are 6 slots on a team, not 1.
Did you just use a fucking Fry meme
Speaking of Fry...
who r u?
Speaking of Fry...
his name quite obviously says durzaofftopic are you blindwho r u?
mystery = solved. Great detective work, Krishis name quite obviously says durzaofftopic are you blind
is it always night time for you?Why do I always say stupid shit at night
Fuck
Oh Durza you're so off topicWhy do I always say stupid shit at night
Fuck
You can only get away with farming likes off of this stale joke so many times, Peef.Oh Durza you're so off topic
You miss 100% of the shots you don't takeYou can only get away with farming likes off of this stale joke so many times, Peef.
at durzaYou miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Sometimes they still missat durza