OMPL V: Discussion Thread

EV

Banned deucer.
I present our theme song, to the tune of:
{
}


I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill
And I put Unfezants out to Roost
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
 

sin(pi)

lucky n bad
I present our theme song, to the tune of:
{
}


I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill
And I put Unfezants out to Roost
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
nominating this for most tryhard post of ompl v

ily rly
 
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I present our theme song, to the tune of:
{
}


I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill
And I put Unfezants out to Roost
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
Making a theme song? Rock bottom, is that you?
 
Comments in bold


I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost you've seen my previous post so clearly this is a lie. I expected better from you. I want authenticity from songwriters and clearly you are just a dishonest, manufactured product of a million-dollar record label
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill Mimikyu is Ghost-type and Seaking doesn't get Scrappy
And I put Unfezants out to Roost so you give them the opportunity to heal? like I get the expression but still, this implies a screwup. Truly inspiring battle cry considering it basically admits that you are going to do something wrong versus a team that doesn't even have a real name
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill that would take a lot of shovels. I'm calling bogus on this one

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss do you pronounce it doc-TOR seuss?
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus I'm happy to hear that your team plans on forfeiting and using electric moves versus the god of thunder. Let me know how this well-conceived plan works out
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam these things have no correlation.
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese an obese WHAT??? don't keep us in suspense. I do agree with insulting the bedroom blisseys whenever possible but you have to at least refer to them with a noun
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

King Klefables confirmed for OMPL 2018 (rip all of your retains though)

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood does it though? That sounds like something you should see a doctor about, if so
That kind of loss just ain't for us winning is a kind of loss? The antecedent of "that" is pretty vague to be honest
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring no (yeah I really couldn't think of anything creative to say here)

My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour how would you have trophies without having first played in the tour, considering the fact that you haven't won before (are you counting from zero to zero?), and also tour doesn't sound that great stretched into two syllables so I think you might have been better off trying to cram "tournament" into this line, and that's also more consistent with what you've done so far
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure Okay this sort of explains the previous line but now it just makes your players sound crazy because they're counting imaginary trophies. are they trying to get to sleep?

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff

(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen congrats on gaining 24 kilograms of weight
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil ok this was actually a pretty decent rhyme, nicely done

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring

nice and distinctive crown!
 
Comments in bold

I've never seen an Aegi with Speed Boost you've seen my previous post so clearly this is a lie. I expected better from you. I want authenticity from songwriters and clearly you are just a dishonest, manufactured product of a million-dollar record label
I pop disguises all the time using Horn Drill Mimikyu is Ghost-type and Seaking doesn't get Scrappy
And I put Unfezants out to Roost so you give them the opportunity to heal? like I get the expression but still, this implies a screwup. Truly inspiring battle cry considering it basically admits that you are going to do something wrong versus a team that doesn't even have a real name
I buried Pallet Town, in a five-star landfill that would take a lot of shovels. I'm calling bogus on this one

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss do you pronounce it doc-TOR seuss?
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus I'm happy to hear that your team plans on forfeiting and using electric moves versus the god of thunder. Let me know how this well-conceived plan works out
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam these things have no correlation.
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese an obese WHAT??? don't keep us in suspense. I do agree with insulting the bedroom blisseys whenever possible but you have to at least refer to them with a noun
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares
King Klefables confirmed for OMPL 2018 (rip all of your retains though)

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood does it though? That sounds like something you should see a doctor about, if so
That kind of loss just ain't for us winning is a kind of loss? The antecedent of "that" is pretty vague to be honest
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring no (yeah I really couldn't think of anything creative to say here)

My team and I have cracked the code
We count our trophies on the way to the tour how would you have trophies without having first played in the tour, considering the fact that you haven't won before (are you counting from zero to zero?), and also tour doesn't sound that great stretched into two syllables so I think you might have been better off trying to cram "tournament" into this line, and that's also more consistent with what you've done so far
And everyone who knows us knows
That the count's zero, but we ain't insecure Okay this sort of explains the previous line but now it just makes your players sound crazy because they're counting imaginary trophies. are they trying to get to sleep?

But every match's like one fish, two fish, rhyming like Dr. Seuss
Knockouts, forfeits, Lightning Rod this god Zeus
Unaware; we ain't ever missing Hyper Beam
But everybody's like burned-out bedroom Blisseys are an obese
Supersonic, Surfs up, Raikous on a gold leash
Unaware; we still causing all of your nightmares

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff

(Oooh ooooh ohhh)
We're bigger than we used to be
Cuz we evolved from a Goldeen congrats on gaining 24 kilograms of weight
(Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh)
See you then, we will not fail
You can't burn us through this Water Veil ok this was actually a pretty decent rhyme, nicely done

And we are the Koi royals (royals)
Winning runs in our blood
That kind of loss just ain't for us
We don’t hear your sad Bug Buzz
Let me be your goldfish (goldfish), but you can call me Sea King
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Kneel and kiss my Aqua Ring
nice and distinctive crown!

QC 1/3


Eevee General make sure you implement the above changes carefully. Although the song may be hot magma at first glance, upon closer inspection it is clearly lacking in quality. I expect better.
 

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