Update 4
Reaching Fuschia:
I made my way to Fuschia City, ignoring many trainers, but having Ganondorf beat up every Biker in sight for Exp. I've noticed that Kushi has been falling behind; Scratch just doesn't cut it, and it'll take awhile to gain five levels for Slash. Therefore I resolve that after I get Surf, I'm grabbing an Electric-type at the Power Plant. I hope it's a Magnemite and not a Voltorb...
First thing I did at Fuschia was go to the Safari Zone. First thing I saw was a Doduo, caught her and named her "Dodo?" Went straight to the secret house and got Surf, then quit so I could use this against the Gym. Also gave the Warden back his teeth; who the hell loses their teeth in the wilderness?
Fuschia Gym:
Ganondorf owns all other Psychic-types, including the Level 38 Hypno. Koopa pitches in too, taking down the Tamers with his new toy Surf. When I was done clearing the trainers I noticed that Koopa was just short of Level 36, so I cleared out everyone's Exp. bar and gave everyone a level (except Kushi). Caught an Oddish (Marvin) on Route 15 while doing this. Then I threw her into the box for Hornybee, because she's still not fit for death fodder.
Koga was swiftly defeated by Ganondorf and his brand new Psychic attack; he OHKOd the Koffings, 2HKOd Muk and 3HKO Weezing, due to getting a Hyper Potion. Only got hit by Weezing's Sludge, and no poison to boot.
Team Changes:
Now that Surf was usable, I flew to Route 10 and went to the Power Plant. Unfortunately, it was a Voltorb, who was 2HKOd and not caught. Now I sort of cheated here and caught another Voltorb, but remembered that Jolteon was still available (and far superior). So I released it (the three Balls I used on it count as a penalty) and grabbed Eevee (Over 9000!). Glad I did, since the nature's great and it has above average IVs.
Preparations:
Before evolving Eevee, I wanted some more money to get TMs from the Game Corner So I got my Meowths out, got Pay Day on ThatsRight, and did some money grinding on Route 3. I didn't get much, but since they go in the box I can afford to put that off. Just got T-Bolt for now, and taught it to Over 9000! after evolution. Then I trained him at Pokemon Tower and on some unfought Bird Keepers.
Now I'm ready to... I don't know. I caught another Doduo (Ostrigen) on Route 18, and now I'm out of Pokeballs. I think I'll clear some more trainers, maybe get more Game Corner TMs, then worry about the Leaders. Oh, and test Hidden Power, since I now have at least two TMs thanks to Pickup.
Team:
Wartortle (Koopa)- Level 36- Gentle, Male- Surf / Bite / Brick Break / Protect
+Starter Pokemon and main team member. Finally evolved and got Surf.
Pidgeotto (Robin)- Level 34- Calm, Female- Wing Attack / Fly / Quick Attack / Sand Attack
+Second team member and successor to EyePecker. I
really want her to evolve...
Jolteon (Over 9000!)- Level 32- Hasty, Male- Thunderbolt / Sand Attack / Double Kick / Quick Attack
+Newest recruit, and
definitely worth using over Kushi. Finally have a solution to Gyarados.
Gloom (Stinkweed)- Level 32- Naive, Female- Absorb / Sleep Powder / Acid / Stun Spore
+Fourth official team member. Immune to poison, but desperate for better moves.
Hypno (Ganondorf)- Level 37- Hardy, Male- Confusion / Headbutt / Hypnosis / Psychic
+Powerful Psychic and new clown. Once he gets Shadow Ball, Sabrina bites the dust.
Growlithe (Leonardo)- Level 33- Calm, Male- Flame Wheel / Bite / Roar / Take Down
+The team's Fire-type; no Flash Fire, but a +SpDef nature and Intimidate make him pretty damn bulky.
Boxed:
Weedle (Hornybee)- Level 4- Modest, Male- Poison Sting / String Shot
+Former team clown. Saving for death fodder, preferably against a female. ;P
Weedle (ImGonnaDie)- Level 8- Impish, Male- Poison Sting / String Shot
+As the name implies, he's death fodder unless I evolve him to use as a doorstop.
Pidgey (Perky)- Level 15- Jolly, Female- Tackle / Sand Attack / Gust / Quick Attack
+Another Pidgey I picked up on the way. Better nature, but Robin's already trained.
Rattata (CRUNCH!)- Level 12- Timid, Male- Tackle / Tail Whip / Quick Attack
+Not gonna train him; I've got five members as it is and want a good Mon in the sixth slot.
Meowth (Klepto)- Level 10- Hardy, Male- Scratch / Growl / Bite
+Another catch I got. He'll be my backup Cut user, and a Pickup slave.
Spearow (ThirdSoFar)- Level 17- Timid, Male- Peck / Growl / Leer / Fury Attack
+Third Spearow I've got, only one I still have. I think I'm set for Fliers.
Ekans (Narcissa)- Level 11- Lonely, Female- Wrap / Leer / Poison Sting
+Maybe Intimidate will be useful, maybe... ?
Zubat (Bite me!)- Level 15- Rash, Male- Leech Life / Astonish / Supersonic
+There, I got my goddamned bat. Happy now, Arceus?
Meowth (ThatsRight)- Level 20- Careful, Male- Scratch / Growl / Bite / Pay Day
+Now all I need to do is teach him to stand and walk on two legs and speaking English. Also my money and Pickup slave when I need it.
Farfetch'd (CH'DING)- Level 7- Adamant, Male- Peck / Growl / Leer
+Made use of that Spearow early. He'll make a good Cut slave, but not a good fighter.
Doduo (Dodo?)- Level 26- Quiet, Female- Pursuit / Fury Attack / Tri Attack / Rage
+My Safari Zone prize; I'd probably use Ostrigen over her, though.
Oddish (Marvin)- Level 24- Mild, Male- Poisonpowder / Stun Spore / Sleep Powder / Acid
+Random catch, just because Nuzlocke rules dictate.
Doduo (Ostrigen)- Level 24- Bashful, Male- Growl / Pursuit / Fury Attack / Tri Attack
+He was a tough catch, mainly because I didn't have either Grass-type on hand. Won't replace Robin unless necessary.
Parasect (Kushi)- Level 29- Naughty, Female- Scratch / Leech Life / Spore / Bullet Seed
+Former team member, but voted off because she's falling behind and I need a good Electric-type.
Failures:
Spearow (EyePecker)- Level 6- Lonely, Male- Peck / Growl
+My original 2nd, cut short due to poison from a stalwart Weedle.
Diglett (PINGAS!)- Level 19- Sassy, Male- Magnitude / Scratch / Sand Attack / Dig
+Poor thing got bested by a
Pikachu of all things... he never really acted as I would like, though. Just realized he was Level 19...