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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 2, It Takes Two to Rap Battle!
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
Image by Fatecrashers
Kinda rushed, but it'll have to do. May tweak a bit if I have time, but I don't think I will.
Recording
Oh this battle is over, so should I even continue
Do you really think you have the strength within you
to beat me in a battle of rhyme
I'll beat your three tails till the fucking end of time
At the end of this, you'll wish you were fainting
But I'll make it last, here let me Sketch you a painting
You think you can Intimidate me, but no
You see I like to jam to my Own Tempo
Now you think your some great mothafuckin sensation
but you ain't done shit since the first generation
Oh yeah, back then you were all up in that joint
But now, no. Oh oops, did I hit an Anger Point?
Oh you're rising in attack, but it's useless you see
The only possible victor of this battle is me
I can learn any mothafuckn move around
And then after that I'll Spore you to the ground
Oh this ain't a pretty picture for you that I'm drawing
Cause at the end of my rhymes the crowd is ooing and awing
Now you got Sheer Force, that's true ya do
But it ain't gonna matter cause you're already through
You ain't got a chance, why can't you see
And go back to that ghetto ass Safari
People think I'm Inconsistent and maybe even Moody
But all that does is make the juices flow through me
Cause I'm raising my stats to an uber level
Everybody so scared and looking all disheveled
Gonna ban that, in the official tier
But this is Streetmons, nigga, so you betta fear
Oh, don't you see just how greatly it fits
That you think you're Wild Bull, but you're just Bull Shit
Do you really think you have the strength within you
to beat me in a battle of rhyme
I'll beat your three tails till the fucking end of time
At the end of this, you'll wish you were fainting
But I'll make it last, here let me Sketch you a painting
You think you can Intimidate me, but no
You see I like to jam to my Own Tempo
Now you think your some great mothafuckin sensation
but you ain't done shit since the first generation
Oh yeah, back then you were all up in that joint
But now, no. Oh oops, did I hit an Anger Point?
Oh you're rising in attack, but it's useless you see
The only possible victor of this battle is me
I can learn any mothafuckn move around
And then after that I'll Spore you to the ground
Oh this ain't a pretty picture for you that I'm drawing
Cause at the end of my rhymes the crowd is ooing and awing
Now you got Sheer Force, that's true ya do
But it ain't gonna matter cause you're already through
You ain't got a chance, why can't you see
And go back to that ghetto ass Safari
People think I'm Inconsistent and maybe even Moody
But all that does is make the juices flow through me
Cause I'm raising my stats to an uber level
Everybody so scared and looking all disheveled
Gonna ban that, in the official tier
But this is Streetmons, nigga, so you betta fear
Oh, don't you see just how greatly it fits
That you think you're Wild Bull, but you're just Bull Shit
I thought my ability was Blaze NOT INTIMIDATE NIGGAAAA OHHHH
great raps on this page guys.
just reposting so it's not buried at the bottom of the previous page... great job so far guys!Ha! You call that going ape? Get a load of these lyrics!
http://soundcloud.com/cut-masta/madbeetz-vs-darmanidum
Alright first of all the bar, you guys ****ing blowed it away!
You’re useless out of sun; time to make it rain
Soon you’ll be snorting sleep powder like its cocaine
What huge attack stat; it’s really quite pronounced
But everybody knows you’re really tiny where it counts
Hilarious!
--------
My distinguished history, based on that Shisa lion protecter, you can put that in the smog
Ryukyu do you understand nigga, yo momma I fucked her, yeah turns out she was more of a dog
Never understood your colors brother, yellow pink yellow, switchin schemes its hectic
I know you think you are special but truth is you are damn slow for eletric
MORE LIEK RAP OF EPIC PWN, M I RITE?
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You think you can Intimidate me, but no
You see I like to jam to my Own Tempo
Now you think your some great mothafuckin sensation
but you ain't done shit since the first generation
Ditto still paintin his opponents a troll face!
------
You think you're so fly now you've got some ok usage?
All that shit proves is you're just a Storm Drain for sewerage
I've had my seat reserved in Ubers since the very start
You had to suck off Toed's Hydro Pump just to get your OU spot
Legendary, dot.
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Alright guys, Monday is the day, submit!
You’re useless out of sun; time to make it rain
Soon you’ll be snorting sleep powder like its cocaine
What huge attack stat; it’s really quite pronounced
But everybody knows you’re really tiny where it counts
Hilarious!
--------
My distinguished history, based on that Shisa lion protecter, you can put that in the smog
Ryukyu do you understand nigga, yo momma I fucked her, yeah turns out she was more of a dog
Never understood your colors brother, yellow pink yellow, switchin schemes its hectic
I know you think you are special but truth is you are damn slow for eletric
MORE LIEK RAP OF EPIC PWN, M I RITE?
-------------------------------
You think you can Intimidate me, but no
You see I like to jam to my Own Tempo
Now you think your some great mothafuckin sensation
but you ain't done shit since the first generation
Ditto still paintin his opponents a troll face!
------
You think you're so fly now you've got some ok usage?
All that shit proves is you're just a Storm Drain for sewerage
I've had my seat reserved in Ubers since the very start
You had to suck off Toed's Hydro Pump just to get your OU spot
Legendary, dot.
------------
Alright guys, Monday is the day, submit!
Victim: Smeargle
Beat: Army of the Pharaohs - Battle Cry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57Kx-I3ISs
Song: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/tauros-vs-smeargle-round-2
Yeah
Shout out to my boy GTG
It’s DLE
You know who it be
Tauros vs Smeargle Round Two
Uh
Hey, Smeargle, prepare for my smear campaign
This is no Fluke, I’m old school like Rush Limbaugh, McCain pain train
Hippie artist liberals like you just sniff spores in tents and whine
The only thing you’ll be Occupying is the OU unemployment line
Yeah, you’re a starving artist, and a pet beagle I own
You must be pretty hungry, Snoopy, so prepare to get boned
You must be confused, yeah, your Own Tempo is off
Because the only bullshit here is sticking out your ass on that mop
I should know, bull shit falls out of my ass all the time
You should too, since your Gold debut, it looked like your tail wiped up mine
Meanwhile, I’ve got Miltank and Bouffalant wishing they could be me
You copy others, ‘cause who wants to be a dumb dog with his tail dipped in feces?
I’m the superior normal species, STAB you, Return you from whence you came
Dreamin’ like Big K.R.I.T. made me reach my Anger Point, your effort’s in vain
Here’s my painting; I’ll color you red like in bull fights as you get dismembered
Look guys, Bloodhound Gang just got a new member!
Yeah, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
I’m the predator, you’re the prey. We know who’s getting dismantled
I’m the Bull, with 6 ‘ships, Michael Jordan, with Rodman on the boards
You’re The Artist, but no one gives two fucks about the Academy Awards
You can win Best Picture, I’ll be winning this battle
This battle’s like putting Garfield’s Odie in the path of raging cattle; get trampled
You and your trainer will get Intimidated, you’ll Baton Pass and die another day
It’s sad when your trainer thinks his only chance is to tell his Pokémon to run away
And Spore? You literal and figurative bitch, try that shit through my Sub
I’ll put you to sleep permanently so you can chill with Beelzebub
You know, we’re kinda like family, in the same egg group and all
I really regret that I’m gonna get arrested for domestic assault
I make the girl Smeargles go crazy, make them look slutty like Jessi Slaughter
And you know I’m horny in the field, I don’t even need to put my egg moves on ‘em
You get a hard on from pastels, so you must be Waka Flocka
You go Hard in Da Paint, but I go hard in your daughter
HAH
Shout out to my boy GTG
It’s DLE
You know who it be
Tauros vs Smeargle Round Two
Uh
Hey, Smeargle, prepare for my smear campaign
This is no Fluke, I’m old school like Rush Limbaugh, McCain pain train
Hippie artist liberals like you just sniff spores in tents and whine
The only thing you’ll be Occupying is the OU unemployment line
Yeah, you’re a starving artist, and a pet beagle I own
You must be pretty hungry, Snoopy, so prepare to get boned
You must be confused, yeah, your Own Tempo is off
Because the only bullshit here is sticking out your ass on that mop
I should know, bull shit falls out of my ass all the time
You should too, since your Gold debut, it looked like your tail wiped up mine
Meanwhile, I’ve got Miltank and Bouffalant wishing they could be me
You copy others, ‘cause who wants to be a dumb dog with his tail dipped in feces?
I’m the superior normal species, STAB you, Return you from whence you came
Dreamin’ like Big K.R.I.T. made me reach my Anger Point, your effort’s in vain
Here’s my painting; I’ll color you red like in bull fights as you get dismembered
Look guys, Bloodhound Gang just got a new member!
Yeah, let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
I’m the predator, you’re the prey. We know who’s getting dismantled
I’m the Bull, with 6 ‘ships, Michael Jordan, with Rodman on the boards
You’re The Artist, but no one gives two fucks about the Academy Awards
You can win Best Picture, I’ll be winning this battle
This battle’s like putting Garfield’s Odie in the path of raging cattle; get trampled
You and your trainer will get Intimidated, you’ll Baton Pass and die another day
It’s sad when your trainer thinks his only chance is to tell his Pokémon to run away
And Spore? You literal and figurative bitch, try that shit through my Sub
I’ll put you to sleep permanently so you can chill with Beelzebub
You know, we’re kinda like family, in the same egg group and all
I really regret that I’m gonna get arrested for domestic assault
I make the girl Smeargles go crazy, make them look slutty like Jessi Slaughter
And you know I’m horny in the field, I don’t even need to put my egg moves on ‘em
You get a hard on from pastels, so you must be Waka Flocka
You go Hard in Da Paint, but I go hard in your daughter
HAH
mattj
blatant Nintendo fanboy
I'll try to whip up something tonight after church. Its hard breaking away from Medusa for long enough to record. :x
should know, bull shit falls out of my ass all the time
You should too, since in your Gold debut, it looks like your tail wipes up mine
Meanwhile, I’ve got miltank and bouffalant wishing they could be me
You copy others, ‘cause who wants to be a dumb dog with his tail dipped in feces?
Someone painted smeargle all red cause this rap is full of rage! I sent replies to hose asking for more time.
You should too, since in your Gold debut, it looks like your tail wipes up mine
Meanwhile, I’ve got miltank and bouffalant wishing they could be me
You copy others, ‘cause who wants to be a dumb dog with his tail dipped in feces?
Someone painted smeargle all red cause this rap is full of rage! I sent replies to hose asking for more time.
Kyogre is in the building.
"And I'm so good they wish I'm sav'd
But I'm more savvy than they wished"
Victim: Zekrom
Rapper: coolking49
instrumental credit: "Crush on You" by the New Boyz
link : http://soundcloud.com/coolking49/kyogre-vs-zekrom-round-2-1
Lyrics:
Yo, its kyogre
Too bad my competition is mediocre
Zekrom chickened out of the big stage like Marcus Coker
(beat starts)
Ck49 in the building
Smogon
Lemme show you how it's done
Let's go
Zekrom, really? You got taken by the evil guy,
And knowing N he sucks so bad he’s Giovanni’s grandchild
He’s got a room, filled with toys, he’s probably a pedophile
What, did he he give you a tootsie roll if you got inside? (hah)
Nope, no you can’t touch me, yall know thats just how I roll,
They tried and failed and I let everyone know whos responsible
THen I made the biggest fucking rainstorm they will ever know
I’m too Uber for the fucking Ubers your just fucking stoned.
I'm still rolling, I'm still going
You should know I hired kony
now I'm the most wanted mon on earth cuz bitches wanna blow me
You're a phony, you're Baloney
Legendary? Youre a looney
You belong inside a damn asylum
Don Quixote's pony
And about that little story involving me and the quaza
You should know he was begging for mercy like that hunk of lava
Water spout one hit kos the other ice beam chills his bones
I show mercy cuz I am their leader
king sits on his throne
Your a shadow of reshiram
This game ain't for kids
Or their imaginary friends
Go suck your mothers tits
Game freak ran out of ideas after gen 3 you know it
I'm guessing you were conceived after an employee took a shit
Your p.d. Is 3v your like mareep your way too weak
And you are found to easily
Behind me there's a mystery
I've got a massive SpD
I've got a massive SpA
Your required to be caught
I've got a miniature catch rate
All you've done is fight a whore
And lose and turn into an orb
Meanwhile I'm the lord of seas
Whose shook the world right through the core
So you can run and lock your door
And hide your kids and hide your wife
Cuz I'm the monster in the closet
Because I will be inside
And I will fight and will win
And I will crush and I will kill
And I won't stop until I finish
Making you the shit you is
Because my sheer cold never miss
And my attacks are always crit
And I'm so good they wish I'm sav'd
But I'm more savvy than they wished
I am the bit of the legend that they don't mention cuz they're scared
Because they know I'll haunt their kids both in their dreams and everywhere
Few call it skill, most call it me
Cuz I'm as beastly as can be
So when you drown in my riptide
Please know that you lost to the king of the seas
Too bad my competition is mediocre
Zekrom chickened out of the big stage like Marcus Coker
(beat starts)
Ck49 in the building
Smogon
Lemme show you how it's done
Let's go
Zekrom, really? You got taken by the evil guy,
And knowing N he sucks so bad he’s Giovanni’s grandchild
He’s got a room, filled with toys, he’s probably a pedophile
What, did he he give you a tootsie roll if you got inside? (hah)
Nope, no you can’t touch me, yall know thats just how I roll,
They tried and failed and I let everyone know whos responsible
THen I made the biggest fucking rainstorm they will ever know
I’m too Uber for the fucking Ubers your just fucking stoned.
I'm still rolling, I'm still going
You should know I hired kony
now I'm the most wanted mon on earth cuz bitches wanna blow me
You're a phony, you're Baloney
Legendary? Youre a looney
You belong inside a damn asylum
Don Quixote's pony
And about that little story involving me and the quaza
You should know he was begging for mercy like that hunk of lava
Water spout one hit kos the other ice beam chills his bones
I show mercy cuz I am their leader
king sits on his throne
Your a shadow of reshiram
This game ain't for kids
Or their imaginary friends
Go suck your mothers tits
Game freak ran out of ideas after gen 3 you know it
I'm guessing you were conceived after an employee took a shit
Your p.d. Is 3v your like mareep your way too weak
And you are found to easily
Behind me there's a mystery
I've got a massive SpD
I've got a massive SpA
Your required to be caught
I've got a miniature catch rate
All you've done is fight a whore
And lose and turn into an orb
Meanwhile I'm the lord of seas
Whose shook the world right through the core
So you can run and lock your door
And hide your kids and hide your wife
Cuz I'm the monster in the closet
Because I will be inside
And I will fight and will win
And I will crush and I will kill
And I won't stop until I finish
Making you the shit you is
Because my sheer cold never miss
And my attacks are always crit
And I'm so good they wish I'm sav'd
But I'm more savvy than they wished
I am the bit of the legend that they don't mention cuz they're scared
Because they know I'll haunt their kids both in their dreams and everywhere
Few call it skill, most call it me
Cuz I'm as beastly as can be
So when you drown in my riptide
Please know that you lost to the king of the seas
Chandelure vs. Gyarados
This ended up being way more rushed than I had planned, and I recorded the rap part with a different mic just to get it done quickly.
This ended up being way more rushed than I had planned, and I recorded the rap part with a different mic just to get it done quickly.
The fact that you used a Jedi Mind Tricks instrumental makes me very happy indeed <3. I really enjoyed this! The outro hahahahaha (although I could hear the original lyrics there xD).
Chandelure vs. Gyarados
This ended up being way more rushed than I had planned, and I recorded the rap part with a different mic just to get it done quickly.
@ coolking - nice try my friend, but looks like I was too strongth!
If you were really Eminem, then you could rhyme in pentameter/All you spit is nursery rhymes, you're a child I can't stay mad at ya.
I bet my Hawking line, made you lose sleep and gave you fits/The best you could come up with was about sucking mothers tits.
You tried your best, put in some effort, but you know you can't touch me son/cause I'm off to round three, it's coolking 0 Stallion 1.
EDIT: In all seriousness when's the deadline for the round again? Seems to change every time I check the thread!
I bet my Hawking line, made you lose sleep and gave you fits/The best you could come up with was about sucking mothers tits.
You tried your best, put in some effort, but you know you can't touch me son/cause I'm off to round three, it's coolking 0 Stallion 1.
EDIT: In all seriousness when's the deadline for the round again? Seems to change every time I check the thread!
Today should be the last day, last I checked.
I'll have mine up in a bit. I wanna tweak some graphics on level three real quick before I record.
[Edit]: I love me some procrastination
BUT I STILL GOT MINE UP BEFORE YOU WALREIN OHHHHH IN YOUR FACE
(lyrics are in the description again)
[Edit]: I love me some procrastination
BUT I STILL GOT MINE UP BEFORE YOU WALREIN OHHHHH IN YOUR FACE
(lyrics are in the description again)
Just checking in to report that I'm still in for round two. I'll post it as soon as my buddy records it. :D
Jellyfish pls go
Because it's still wednesday in my time zone.
SHITTY RAP ROUND 2
Lyrics:
EDIT: Monday is wednesday in every timezone.
SHITTY RAP ROUND 2
Lyrics:
I'm regice, the tested, tried, and true of ou, (at least in one gen,)
who's this douchebag? a pest that best rest in nu
in every successive game, it's a shame
that you're in the same lame tier in every metagame,
y'aint got the flame that's my claim to fame,
I mean, look at those stats, 80's your highest,
that's my second lowest, you can see who's best,
this ain't even a hard test, your toxic spikes
are useless against my rest, you mess!
you can't outspeed me unless you carry agility,
but my thunder wave is precious utility,
the forecast i see when the wind is icy
will render any future attempts c-r-a-p
your most worthwile stat is special defense,
but at 80, you really think that's intense?
you're so dense, let me talk you some sence,
at 200 points my defense is immense,
i'm a menace that makes minced meat
out o ya in a mere instance,
get yer head outa the sky,
guess that's why you fear those that fly,
I don't see what makes them a big deal, guy,
by golly, coverage and stab sucks their health dry.
why wouldn't you carry boltbeam? it's the best you can take,
when it comes to coverage, I'm the one that makes it.
With fighting and dark, you look like a fake,
you don't get stab on either, my mate,
you wake me up to shitty typing,
i thought i was bad, you just take the cake!
And eat it, too! Not like those dumb dragon types.
A dragon? Eating a cake? Oh yusei, you're so funny.
But enough about dragons, I already wreck their shit,
you're just a loser that should have already quit,
i'm the king of ice, it is me, all of it,
i already took the prize that you wanna get!
you may have experience taking down legends,
your "in-every-game" scam may fool my brethren,
but i've been hiding for thousands of years under hoenn,
training my rapping skills just for this moment,
polishing my rock-hard iron-clad rapping potential,
your terrible stats aren't like mine, they were intentional,
you make me feel like i've got gastro-intestinal
infection in my intestines, but that's a reflection
of your detrimental lack of potential,
and also 'cause your wings look like a pair o' testicals,
but if looking dumb as balls was your intention, hey, that was successful!
but i think i'm done fucking you up,
time to move on to the next round o' the cup,
i'll let ya live so you can go home screamin' to yer mother,
before i smother the floor with you and your other brother butterfree,
'course, he's probably with me,
he'd agree you're a weak meek itty bitty little bee,
your flyin' bro's stabs are S.E.,
but the real kicker is:
whose sprites fly in D/P?
REGICE OUT, BITCH.
who's this douchebag? a pest that best rest in nu
in every successive game, it's a shame
that you're in the same lame tier in every metagame,
y'aint got the flame that's my claim to fame,
I mean, look at those stats, 80's your highest,
that's my second lowest, you can see who's best,
this ain't even a hard test, your toxic spikes
are useless against my rest, you mess!
you can't outspeed me unless you carry agility,
but my thunder wave is precious utility,
the forecast i see when the wind is icy
will render any future attempts c-r-a-p
your most worthwile stat is special defense,
but at 80, you really think that's intense?
you're so dense, let me talk you some sence,
at 200 points my defense is immense,
i'm a menace that makes minced meat
out o ya in a mere instance,
get yer head outa the sky,
guess that's why you fear those that fly,
I don't see what makes them a big deal, guy,
by golly, coverage and stab sucks their health dry.
why wouldn't you carry boltbeam? it's the best you can take,
when it comes to coverage, I'm the one that makes it.
With fighting and dark, you look like a fake,
you don't get stab on either, my mate,
you wake me up to shitty typing,
i thought i was bad, you just take the cake!
And eat it, too! Not like those dumb dragon types.
A dragon? Eating a cake? Oh yusei, you're so funny.
But enough about dragons, I already wreck their shit,
you're just a loser that should have already quit,
i'm the king of ice, it is me, all of it,
i already took the prize that you wanna get!
you may have experience taking down legends,
your "in-every-game" scam may fool my brethren,
but i've been hiding for thousands of years under hoenn,
training my rapping skills just for this moment,
polishing my rock-hard iron-clad rapping potential,
your terrible stats aren't like mine, they were intentional,
you make me feel like i've got gastro-intestinal
infection in my intestines, but that's a reflection
of your detrimental lack of potential,
and also 'cause your wings look like a pair o' testicals,
but if looking dumb as balls was your intention, hey, that was successful!
but i think i'm done fucking you up,
time to move on to the next round o' the cup,
i'll let ya live so you can go home screamin' to yer mother,
before i smother the floor with you and your other brother butterfree,
'course, he's probably with me,
he'd agree you're a weak meek itty bitty little bee,
your flyin' bro's stabs are S.E.,
but the real kicker is:
whose sprites fly in D/P?
REGICE OUT, BITCH.
EDIT: Monday is wednesday in every timezone.
M.C. PELIPPER
(Yeah, We Pretty Much Amazing)
(Yeah, We Pretty Much Amazing)
Smogon Rap Contest: Round 2
Pelipper vs Haxorus
The Lyrics
Now look:
I might not be the greatest and I might not be the best
But I know this bird is strong enough to put you down to rest
I’ll end this shit right now and send you home to your mommy
Salt water in your wounds. Bitch, you can call me Ghandi
You thought I was an easy target. But now I’m sure you see
That I’ll wall your ass in rapping as if my name was Skarmory
Bitch, call me LeBron James. This here is my domain
And New Orleans still hasn’t recovered from my last hurricane
Damn boy, you look bizarre. Whiter than my bird shit on your car.
I might not be the greatest and I might not be the best
But I know this bird is strong enough to put you down to rest
I’ll end this shit right now and send you home to your mommy
Salt water in your wounds. Bitch, you can call me Ghandi
You thought I was an easy target. But now I’m sure you see
That I’ll wall your ass in rapping as if my name was Skarmory
Bitch, call me LeBron James. This here is my domain
And New Orleans still hasn’t recovered from my last hurricane
Damn boy, you look bizarre. Whiter than my bird shit on your car.
Nintendo’s running out of ideas. Maybe they need to rest
‘Cause whoever put you in my game must have done it as jest
You’re not even all that great. Dead last. The caboose.
And your rhymes are so damn simple, I should call you Dr. Seus
All them hos think I’m the man. First class nigga. Fo shizzle.
With all your tears streaming down it’s like I activated drizzle
And once that rain gets going, I feel bad for you man
Cause I can start to feel the hours being added to my life span
You should have never challenged me. Right now I bet you think you’re dumb
It’s like getting an ugly bitch pregnant. Maybe you just shouldn’t have come.
‘Cause whoever put you in my game must have done it as jest
You’re not even all that great. Dead last. The caboose.
And your rhymes are so damn simple, I should call you Dr. Seus
All them hos think I’m the man. First class nigga. Fo shizzle.
With all your tears streaming down it’s like I activated drizzle
And once that rain gets going, I feel bad for you man
Cause I can start to feel the hours being added to my life span
You should have never challenged me. Right now I bet you think you’re dumb
It’s like getting an ugly bitch pregnant. Maybe you just shouldn’t have come.
Just wanted to give a big thank you to those who gave me imput and help throughout this rap and the last. Couldn't have done it without you. Hope to see you in round three. :D
Wait lemme get this straight... I'm the child?
But you got abducted by a pedophile
you can't rhyme with any class I got style
all you do is beg, steal, cheat and lie.
You can't defy me, or bend my will
cuz you know I'm going ham at least until
I prove my place on the top in the final
because one thing I do is I keep it real.
But you got abducted by a pedophile
you can't rhyme with any class I got style
all you do is beg, steal, cheat and lie.
You can't defy me, or bend my will
cuz you know I'm going ham at least until
I prove my place on the top in the final
because one thing I do is I keep it real.