Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 2, It Takes Two to Rap Battle!

[X5Dragon]

mattj's thuglets be representing all kinds of thangs


MORE ROUND 1 GOODNESS:
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3463182

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Alright people, first of all the rules and regulations!

1) Single Entry due to sheer number of users in this round, so make it count. Later rounds will see this relaxed.


2) You have until 26 March to submit, otherwise you forfeit on the virtue of being a pussie!


3) You can post the lyrics alone, put an instrumental link next to them and let peoples imagination run wild, record it live, have someone rap the lyrics for you, the important thing is 2 Minutes max for each entry IF YOU DECIDE TO RECORD. Later rounds will see this relaxed.

mattj did an excellent job on the recording part explaining how to do it right, free and easy:

http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpos...0&postcount=47


4) On the subject of who goes first, talk to the player in PMs if you want, not in this topic! This topic is about swag, pics, raps, lyrics, cheering whateva but coordination if any goes in the PM between players. You can find all combatants here:

5) There's too many of you people! If you want to post MC names, pictures or anything else do it by yourself.

6) Audacity, Soundcloud are all good sites, others can be googled for.

7) You can reuse the instrumentals of someone else.

8) DON'T TAKE THE INSULTS DIRECTED AT YOUR MON SERIOUSLY AND PERSONALLY, IT'S JUST FOR SHOW.


And now, the matches!


Icepick (Beedrill)

MlARF (Regice)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4165153&postcount=73

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Da Letter L (Taurus)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4163537&postcount=57

Ditto (Smeargle)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4162585&postcount=52

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Temperantia (Loppuny)


SalTheThief (Infernape)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159057&postcount=32

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Spartan123 (Lucario)

Deck Knight (Octillery)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4152255&postcount=7

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kd24 (Unown)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4153501&postcount=16

ChillMurray (Pikachu)

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ButteredToast (Pelliper)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4165367&postcount=74


Strawhat Luffy (Hax)

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Fatecrashers (Flaaffy)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4166272&postcount=80

vonFiedler (Arcanine)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4162565&postcount=51
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Ulttimaa (Chandelure)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4164390&postcount=63

Ouro (Gyradous)

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Nanoswine (Dialga)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4163078&postcount=55

Dr. Eyepatch (Gastrodon)

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Walrein (Camerupt)


Fisdunction (Escaliver)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4164692&postcount=68

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undisputed (Mew)

X5Dragon (Dragonite)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4153803&postcount=18
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Corkscrew (Absol)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4160652&postcount=46

mattj (Snorlax)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4165110&postcount=72
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Stallion (Zekrom)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159624&postcount=39


Coolking49 (Kyogre)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4164305&postcount=62

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Aviator99 (Oddish)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4162363&postcount=49


smaug (Darmanitan)
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159783&postcount=40

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[Rowan]

I did post it in the last thread that I wanted to use Absol this round...

Also the 24th of March isn't a Monday.
Do you mean Saturday the 24th or Monday the 26th?

 

[Fatecrashers]

Flaaffy is spelt with two 'a's get it right.

 

[Nanoswine]

Yo I'm Dialga, lemme give you this little sneak peek of the future:

So you gonna come at me Gastrodon, or are you too sluggish?

 

[X5Dragon]

Fixed, fixed and fixed. Also Mew, you may be cute, after I'm done with you the pink blop on the crime scene will be yours, undisputed ;)

 

[ButteredToast]

Checking in. Good luck Straw Hat, you'll need it. :D

 

[Deck Knight]

So the audio in the back didn't turn out as loud as I hoped, still it's got a slight backbeat now, and I'm happy with it. I'm pretty minimalist with my raps, and I liked fisdunctions Zong rap. Short, sweet, to the point. I was debating another verse, but honestly I think I covered everything sweet. Hi quality, not high quantity.

My foe is Lucario, but he doesn't quite have my Extremespeed. Lets see if we can raise the bar a little.

Represent:

Recording:
Backbeat: A segment from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGWM9d-QC3U&feature=related

http://soundcloud.com/brian-kennedy-6/octilleryvslucariovocals

Lyrics:

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Round 2


I don't read auras -
That bullshit's for yuppies!
I love Round 2
cause I get to kick puppies!

I'll put you in the doghouse!
who let you off your leash?
You're literally Cynthia's bitch!
Terrakion stole your niche!

You say you're in the movies
but I have all the ink.
I'm Fire Blasting with flames so hot
they bring you to the brink.
Just think!
The Scalding reality is starting to sink!
In - in over your head
yeah this doggie is dead.
He couldn't paddle out of the burns
so he got to drown instead.

I'm tired of your boasting
your strategy's all Redux
You say you roll with champions
but I have all the Cups.

 

[ButteredToast]

Holey shit, how are you done already?

 

[Deck Knight]

Holey shit, how are you done already?

I'm a writer of fairly decent skill. The lyrics just flow to me, and Audacity is pretty easy to use. I still have a few technical difficulties to work out, but the backbeat is audible so I gave it a pass. I had something special up my sleeve in case I got paired with Dragonite, but this will do for now. Honestly I'm trying to win on lyrical strength and variety, not backbeat skill, so it comes out of my mind rapid fire and I tinker with it a bit.

I'm still somewhat worried that a lot of the raps last round were longer, but when it gets to round 3 I'll probably put more verses in. This was my attempt at a more serious burn track, with less off-color stuff than R1.

 

[MLaRF]

I totally won that match last round.
Getting audacity and an already-made beat, so this round my raps should improve soundqualitywise.

 

[Hugendugen]

I look forward to seeing what disfinction does with his escaliver.

 

[Stallion]

Zekrom vs Kyogre, fuck to the yes!

 

[ck49]

Zekrom vs Kyogre, fuck to the yes!

I was just about to say that.

My mock Exams end on the 21st expect something after that.

GL (you'll need it)

 

[Fisdunction]

I look forward to seeing what disfinction does with his escaliver.

The doctors say it's bad. I don't think I'll be able to drink anymore.

...of course, I don't plan on drinking any less, either.

 

[Stallion]

I was just about to say that.

My mock Exams end on the 21st expect something after that.

GL (you'll need it)

Eagerly awaiting your recording! I might decide to go second this time if that's cool (depending on how I feel), I have a few ulcer's (that's what happens when you smoke Cigars and you're not used to it kiddies) and the idea of being able to reply to a diss is pretty exciting ;). Gives me more ammunition to serve up Kyogre as sushi!

 

[kd24]

vs

This is just too easy:

http://soundcloud.com/lukemiller42/unown-rap-battle

lyrics:
last round my lyrics were filled with hate
so im gonna slow things down and bring you your fate
pikachu, you're a mouse who gets voltage from your cheek
im unown and my brothers, we're gonna make you squeak
theres 28 of us, you know you cant compete
and what we're doing now is spelling your defeat
with an exclamation mark!, ill get rid of your spark
and leave you looking for the light from the depth of the dark
you know for a rat, you lookin pretty fat yeah
after this battle ill leave you lookin like shiny rattata

you think just cuz my base stats are low that im some trash
your only pastime is playing sidekick to that asshole ash
i wont stop now, im feelin in the zone
you're learning what it means to battle with the unown
ive got 28 brothers and you're all alone
ill put you out of your misery and hit you with a thunderstone
you should leave this rap battle, i think your friend ash calls
and i think you stay outside cuz youre not accustomed to balls
you think with your electricity that youll give me a golden shower?
bitch, you dont even know the extent of my hidden power

 

[X5Dragon]

The Scalding reality is starting to sink!
In - in over your head
yeah this doggie is dead.
He couldn't paddle out of the burns
so he got to drown instead.

&

and i think you stay outside cuz youre not accustomed to balls
you think with your electricity that youll give me a golden shower?
bitch, you dont even know the extent of my hidden power

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Man dat shit hurts! First blood, the tears dey be tasting so good! Will the replies shock the MCs or drown them in light of their aura!

 

[X5Dragon]

vs.

Um, yeah. Anyway:

http://soundcloud.com/platinumx5/d-nitez-vs-pink-blop


Lyrics:

Hide

Lemme sprinkle some talent around this thread

SMOGON

WHAT UP?

X5DRAGON HERE DROPPING FUNKy FRESH BEATS FOR YA!

Mew EH?

Alright check this out

Nooow this a tale of an epic OU fuckin dragon king
blasting mad lyrics
spamming rage naw what I mean?

Sweeping entire teams
faster than an ice beam

Switching pokemons?
nigga are you high?
I spit dem bars like thunder look at me motherfucker IMMA FLY

You learn every tm in pokemon existenCe?
What don't you eat my draco meteor and revel in your insignifianCe?

Bitch!

Kanto Elite, Lance. can't. get. enough

3 dragonites:
Thunder Blizzard Fire Blast fucking shit up

I'm in every motherfucking team spamming hyper beam
Whats so special about you anyway? Your stats are all even jelly bean

Mew of all trades, seldom good at any
OU irrelevant, worthless than a loppuny

Genderless, you fail to attract

as matter of fact

You see my derpy picture
I'm waving hi

Now im dragon dancing, time to say goodbye

Drake wears me on his neck
bling bling
epic pride

your so lame that had to clone an uber out of you, leaving UU out of site

yeah

Why don't you synchronize my dragon tail on your ass?
Bitch slapping that pink stuff like it was baton passed

ha

Oh boi Do i have a nasty plot for you
cook you with my flame thrower, brick break your screens into the floor

too HO for ya?

Specialful physical versatile incredible
Transform into me? Nah man My 134 is too powerful

your taking so much beatin, someone sound a heal bell

hell

dragonite nigga is a mon on a higher plane
for shame

Mew sleeps in the back forests while I'm roostin in my dragon spiral tower
on top of thangs

 

[Smaug]

Darmanitan against Oddish? Am I seriously always being paired up against an enemy I destroy? I mean, not that I'm complaining...

 

[Aviator99]

Darmanitan against Oddish? Am I seriously always being paired up against an enemy I destroy? I mean, not that I'm complaining...

pride cometh before the fall monkey boy. underestimate this rappin' radish at your peril.

 

[SalTheThief]

So currently my song ends at 2:20. is this okay or am I gonna need to cut it back even further?

 

[Ouro]

Started writing my rap today and I picked out my beat.

So many words to rhyme with Reuniclus :D

 

[Fatecrashers]

So many words to rhyme with Reuniclus :D

its ridiculous

 

[Stallion]

Rap almost written

 

[X5Dragon]

its ridiculous

For serious :P

Anyway my song crosses into 2:10, but since about 30 seconds if it is an intro and ending, then no problems.

Actually the 2:00 is more of a guideline if anything.