bad username poll #2

[Fatecrashers]

time to once again delve into the annals of pokemon showdown and see what shitty usernames its esteemed users have come up with in the recent past


[2013-03-27T06:29:21.147Z] (lobby) Admiral Handjob was forced to choose a new name by mikel.


[2013-03-27T01:41:17.322Z] (lobby) Giratina's Gooch was forced to choose a new name by Treecko37.
[2013-03-27T01:39:24.648Z] (lobby) Palkia's Pussy was forced to choose a new name by Closet.



[2013-03-25T16:04:08.228Z] (lobby) TheBigDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ.
[2013-03-25T16:06:26.459Z] (lobby) TheMediumDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ.
[2013-03-25T16:07:02.947Z] (lobby) TheSmallerDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ. (one more chance)



[2013-03-23T20:41:21.007Z] (lobby) Anal Jewbag was forced to choose a new name by Great Sage.



[2013-03-23T15:03:04.387Z] (lobby) Scrotum Scratcher was forced to choose a new name by Enguarde. (change to a better name please)
[2013-03-23T15:14:37.472Z] (lobby) Scrotum Itcher was forced to choose a new name by jumpluff. (you get one more chance)



[2013-03-22T18:28:34.831Z] (lobby) NIGS SUCK DICK was forced to choose a new name by jdarden. (inappropriate)


[2013-03-22T02:34:57.405Z] (lobby) Destroyer of Kunts was forced to choose a new name by Marty. (Try again.)

 

[More Cowbell]

[2013-03-25T16:04:08.228Z] (lobby) TheBigDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ.
[2013-03-25T16:06:26.459Z] (lobby) TheMediumDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ.
[2013-03-25T16:07:02.947Z] (lobby) TheSmallerDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ. (one more chance)

Brilliant sequence.

I voted for Giratina's Gooch, though. wtf man?

 

[Rowan]

Scrotum Scratcher just has a great ring to it. It certainly won my vote.

 

[billymills]

im glad they're actually bad names this time

 

[Level 51]

Man the alliteration in Giratina's Gooch is just too much

 

[Steamroll]

Giratina's Gooch by a mile.

 

[blarajan]

I say winners of this poll get immunity from /fr by HEAVY HANDED FUN HATING MODERATORS.

#free giratina's gooch

 

[Soul Fly]

I saw 'Wailord's Penis' the other day. Which ofc beats all of them by a mile|
Then the other day I say a 'Ninja Pornstar' which wins epicness awards of the year.

These ones are good, but I have witnessed better

also this.

HEAVY HANDED FUN HATING MODERATORS

lol

 

[StarmanXL]

Giratina's Gooch just has a nice ring to it

 

[Solace]

Admiral Handjob made me crack up

 

[Mulligan]

Giratina's Gooch.

Easy.

 

[Coronis]

Giratina's Gooch, by a long way.

 

[Phadunk]

I just appreciate 'TheBigDick' never giving up. Deserves votes.

 

[Minwu]

TheChaste

 

[blitzlefan]

[2013-03-25T16:04:08.228Z] (lobby) TheBigDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ.
[2013-03-25T16:06:26.459Z] (lobby) TheMediumDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ.
[2013-03-25T16:07:02.947Z] (lobby) TheSmallerDick was forced to choose a new name by ܮWaterBombܮ. (one more chance)

Wow... I admire your persistence!!! The progressions from Big to Medium to Small(er) was pretty funny.

 

[X5Dragon]

Anal Jewbag

Wow that guy has a grudge lol. Also slightly disappointed niggawatts didn't win, you guys don't appreciate art :/

 

[Stratos]

Admiral Handjob really rolls off the tongue unlike Gira's Gooch

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Admiral Handjob

Can't say no to a guy in uniform

 

[v]

good to see my priv8s made the correct decision of "admiral handjob"

 

[bluehoundoom]

Anal Jewbag seems quite offensive; I've voted for that.
All of these are quite unoriginal and of course awful.

 

[Son_of_Shadoo]

Giratina's Gooch, definitely.

 

[inanimate blob]

Anal Jewbag just has a pleasant ring to it, like it was meant to be.

 

[tehy]

Easily TheBigDick. The others are at least creative, he's just like "I have a big dick".

Edit: Yeah, it would be great if that was his avatar (Although not like PS allows custom avatars), but yah

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Easily TheBigDick. The others are at least creative, he's just like "I have a big dick".

 

[Steamroll]

If the ballot can't be edited inanimate blob would like this to be added to the next one.