imo the goat is the first person to ever think of the difference between a spoon knife and fork. imagine how many wigs they flipped for the most basic thing. "look at you eating that stew and it burning ya hands, the new hottest thing; a spoon, just dropped"/"ever think damn this meat is good but i hate having to rip and chew? check out the choppy 2ad, it cuts yours meats smaller making them easier to digest. MOTIVATING YOU for the day! less chewing means more talking and personal time with the family!"
it's like thinking of the guy/gal who made toilet paper or curly fries (esp with cheese).
essentials the world appreciates.