First of all, I know the title sucks and has no relevance whatsoever (the Celtic Kickers part) but meh, it sounds good, so why not?
Anyway, I have always been an offensive player no matter what game I play, but for some reason I have always tried to create balanced teams in Pokémon. I created a few very good teams but now I have a new computer and I forgot to backup them. So, I tried to create new balanced teams but none of them really seemed to work out, so I decided to go for an All Offensive team (+Jumpluff)
Team at Glance:
Please excuse me if the pictures are too large, I couldn't figure out how to put them in a spoiler.
Team in-depth:
Jumpluff
@Leftovers
Jolly
252Hp/252Spe/6Atk
- Sleep Powder
- Stun Spore
- U-Turn
- Encore
Jumpluff, my only non-offensive Pokémon. What it does is to use Sleep Powder to put the opponent to sleep, and when the opponent (hopefully) switches I hit them with Stun Spore. When Jumpluffs earlygame-phase is done I U-Turn out to bring him back later in the match and sleep/para some more Pokémon. Also, if Sleep Powder misses the first turn and my opponent use Stealth Rock I use Encore so I can Sleep Powder away without worrying.
Houndoom - Flash Fire
@Life Orb
Timid
252SpA/252Spe/6Hp
- Nasty Plot
- Dark Pulse
- Fire Blast
- HP Fly
Houndoom is one of my best sweepers. With an amazing Special Attack stat, boosted by a Nasty Plot and a Life Orb, Houndoom is nothing to joke about. For example, a +2 Life Orb and Flash Fire boosted Fire Blast 2HKOs a 252hp Chansey 100% of the time. Dark Pulse is there for another powerful stab move, but this one with 100% accuracy. Dark Pulse and Fire Blast gives quite good coverage itself, but with HP Flying I'm able to hit pretty much everything for atleast neutral damage.
The plan here
Swellow
@Toxic Orb
Jolly
252Atk/252Spe/6SpD
- Protect
- Facade
- U-Turn
- Brave Bird
With my previous teams getting swept by Swellow a lot of times before I edited them to have a proper counter, I felt that I just HAD to try it. First I protect to scout for surprising supereffective move + activating Toxic Orb to power up Facade and activating guts. If I have to bring it in early to force a switch i U-Turn to see the enemies counter. Brave Bird is for a powerful STAB, and I suppose you could say the same about Facade, except that Facade is a whole lot more powerful.
Zangoose
@Life Orb
Jolly
252Atk/252Spe/6Hp
- Swords Dance
- Return
- Close Combat
- Shadow Claw
Zangoose, another physical sweeper. After a Swords Dance this thing is deadly, OHKOing pretty much everything. I chose Shadow Claw over Quick Attack to hit ghosts. Return for a powerful STAB, Close Combat for its general awesomeness and coverage. Swords Dance for obvious reasons and Shadow Claw is already explained.
Mismagius
@Leftovers
Timid
48Hp/252Spe/210SpA
- Calm Mind
- Shadow Ball
- HP Fighting
- Substitute
Yay, Mismagius! This Pokémon has been on pretty much all my succesful teams, both in UU and OU. It's just so awesome, unlike that stupid Nasty Plot Mismagius. I use Calm Mind over Nasty Plot cause it's waaaaaaaaaaay easier to set up + harder to counter. Shadow Ball and HP Fighting gives perfect coverage and Calm Mind boosts SpA and SpD. Substitute protects from status. The plan is to switch in on any slower special attacker like Blissey/Chansey, first use sub and hope they use Toxic/T-Wave and if they use an attackingmove, see how much it does and Calm Mind till it does less than 25% and then Calm Mind away. Generally it looks like this while setting up: Sub - Calm Mind - Sub - Calm Mind - Calm Mind - Sub - Calm Mind Calm Mind Calm Mind - Sub - Sweep
Usually I don't go all the way up to 6, only against Blissey/Chansey.
Rhyperior
@Life Orb
Jolly
252Atk/252Spe
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Megahorn
Rhyperior, the in my opinion best physical sweeper in the game, both in OU and UU. This is another guy that is on pretty much all my succesful team. After a Rock Polish, not much outspeeds this thing, especially not in UU. Except for most choice scarfers of course. With Rhyperiors ENORMOUS physical attack, proceed to sweep teams. Easy. Earthquake and Stone Edge for two powerful stabs, Megahorn for coverage.
So, I haven't seen any Pokémon that walls this team completely, but I have only used it for 20 or so battles. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!
~ Strik3
Anyway, I have always been an offensive player no matter what game I play, but for some reason I have always tried to create balanced teams in Pokémon. I created a few very good teams but now I have a new computer and I forgot to backup them. So, I tried to create new balanced teams but none of them really seemed to work out, so I decided to go for an All Offensive team (+Jumpluff)
Team at Glance:
Please excuse me if the pictures are too large, I couldn't figure out how to put them in a spoiler.
Team in-depth:
Jumpluff
@Leftovers
Jolly
252Hp/252Spe/6Atk
- Sleep Powder
- Stun Spore
- U-Turn
- Encore
Jumpluff, my only non-offensive Pokémon. What it does is to use Sleep Powder to put the opponent to sleep, and when the opponent (hopefully) switches I hit them with Stun Spore. When Jumpluffs earlygame-phase is done I U-Turn out to bring him back later in the match and sleep/para some more Pokémon. Also, if Sleep Powder misses the first turn and my opponent use Stealth Rock I use Encore so I can Sleep Powder away without worrying.
Houndoom - Flash Fire
@Life Orb
Timid
252SpA/252Spe/6Hp
- Nasty Plot
- Dark Pulse
- Fire Blast
- HP Fly
Houndoom is one of my best sweepers. With an amazing Special Attack stat, boosted by a Nasty Plot and a Life Orb, Houndoom is nothing to joke about. For example, a +2 Life Orb and Flash Fire boosted Fire Blast 2HKOs a 252hp Chansey 100% of the time. Dark Pulse is there for another powerful stab move, but this one with 100% accuracy. Dark Pulse and Fire Blast gives quite good coverage itself, but with HP Flying I'm able to hit pretty much everything for atleast neutral damage.
The plan here
Swellow
@Toxic Orb
Jolly
252Atk/252Spe/6SpD
- Protect
- Facade
- U-Turn
- Brave Bird
With my previous teams getting swept by Swellow a lot of times before I edited them to have a proper counter, I felt that I just HAD to try it. First I protect to scout for surprising supereffective move + activating Toxic Orb to power up Facade and activating guts. If I have to bring it in early to force a switch i U-Turn to see the enemies counter. Brave Bird is for a powerful STAB, and I suppose you could say the same about Facade, except that Facade is a whole lot more powerful.
Zangoose
@Life Orb
Jolly
252Atk/252Spe/6Hp
- Swords Dance
- Return
- Close Combat
- Shadow Claw
Zangoose, another physical sweeper. After a Swords Dance this thing is deadly, OHKOing pretty much everything. I chose Shadow Claw over Quick Attack to hit ghosts. Return for a powerful STAB, Close Combat for its general awesomeness and coverage. Swords Dance for obvious reasons and Shadow Claw is already explained.
Mismagius
@Leftovers
Timid
48Hp/252Spe/210SpA
- Calm Mind
- Shadow Ball
- HP Fighting
- Substitute
Yay, Mismagius! This Pokémon has been on pretty much all my succesful teams, both in UU and OU. It's just so awesome, unlike that stupid Nasty Plot Mismagius. I use Calm Mind over Nasty Plot cause it's waaaaaaaaaaay easier to set up + harder to counter. Shadow Ball and HP Fighting gives perfect coverage and Calm Mind boosts SpA and SpD. Substitute protects from status. The plan is to switch in on any slower special attacker like Blissey/Chansey, first use sub and hope they use Toxic/T-Wave and if they use an attackingmove, see how much it does and Calm Mind till it does less than 25% and then Calm Mind away. Generally it looks like this while setting up: Sub - Calm Mind - Sub - Calm Mind - Calm Mind - Sub - Calm Mind Calm Mind Calm Mind - Sub - Sweep
Usually I don't go all the way up to 6, only against Blissey/Chansey.
Rhyperior
@Life Orb
Jolly
252Atk/252Spe
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Megahorn
Rhyperior, the in my opinion best physical sweeper in the game, both in OU and UU. This is another guy that is on pretty much all my succesful team. After a Rock Polish, not much outspeeds this thing, especially not in UU. Except for most choice scarfers of course. With Rhyperiors ENORMOUS physical attack, proceed to sweep teams. Easy. Earthquake and Stone Edge for two powerful stabs, Megahorn for coverage.
So, I haven't seen any Pokémon that walls this team completely, but I have only used it for 20 or so battles. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!
~ Strik3