thread regarding the open season bear

[BT89]

guys the open session bear is so cool i love open seizon is such good movie (this is my 900th post thank you)

 

[phoopes]

Times like these make me wonder if “post x milestone” threads are a good idea

this bear fucks tho

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

0.9k is NOT a milestone. what is wrong with the youth of today. in 1989 i killed a man and hid his body under the floorboards in a french boulangerie

 

[Blizihguh]

Uncomfortable with how angular this bear is

 

[1LDK]

Petition to ban any Baldur's Gate 3 fan from viewing this thread

 

[awyp]

guys the open session bear is so cool i love open seizon is such good movie (this is my 900th post thank you)
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wheres this bear from?

 

[KaenSoul]

Oh that's the guy from that animated movie from the 2000 with talking animals with an annoying best friend, what was its name?
Ice Age or something.

 

[Albatross]

Uncomfortable with how angular this bear is

it's called SHAPE THEORY you philistine the SHAPES of the BEAR convey important information about his character at a glance! It's a VITAL part of CHARACTER DESIGN!!! what is wrong with the youth of today. In 1989 I watched a man be killed in a french boulangerie and did nothing to save him. it haunts me to this day

 

[TheMantyke]

Legitimately Open Season has not been in a singular thought in my head for 16 years. It remained that way until the Freddy Fazgyatt clip started popping around last year. I believe I can confidently say not a soul has given a singular shit about it either until the last few months. Like, not even ironically. It’s taken a decade of the internet gorging on Shrek-based gags for us to even get to this bear.

This is not right. We are strip mining too deep into our collective memories for internet jokes. Open Season should be forgotten. Every animated film after Corpse Bride and before Ratatoille should be forgotten; between this, Chicken Little, Shrek the Third, and Doogal it’s a powerhouse expanse of terrible movies. We are tapping into resources not built for man to grasp. We are spitting in the face of god. Stop.

 

[TheMantyke]

Correction: Over The Hedge can stay.

 

[phoopes]

Every animated film after Corpse Bride and before Ratatoille should be forgotten; between this, Chicken Little, Shrek the Third, and Doogal it’s a powerhouse expanse of terrible movies.

worse than all of the ones you listed: Flushed Away (Corpse Bride 2005, Flushed Away 2006, Ratatouille 2007). Am I only saying this because I watched it on a very bad first date? Probably. But still

 

[TheMantyke]

worse than all of the ones you listed: Flushed Away (Corpse Bride 2005, Flushed Away 2006, Ratatouille 2007). Am I only saying this because I watched it on a very bad first date? Probably. But still

While I have not seen the film, I have a certain level of trust for studios like aardman to make an okay movie. It could be bad, but also, I think that your first date should not involve media with rats around shit.

 

[CryoGyro]

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i see no difference, art is art

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

worse than all of the ones you listed: Flushed Away (Corpse Bride 2005, Flushed Away 2006, Ratatouille 2007). Am I only saying this because I watched it on a very bad first date? Probably. But still

rare phoopes L.