What could be more stalled than marrying six times? And I'm NOT REPLACING MILOTIC, so please stop suggesting it!
Introduction: My competitive philosophy is that a win is not a win unless one has thoroughly enjoyed it, and I am sadistic enough to call stall my favorite battling tactic. However, whether or not I can truly master it is another matter entirely. Initially, I played around using useful, speedy or status-heavy, yet shallow pokemon like Starmie and Roserade. Unfortunately, I realized their so-called supporting abilities were much better on offensive teams as their stats reflect a predisposition for attacking, bolstered with amazing support movepools. The team itself, also carried numerous weaknesses and had a bias for both special attacking and defending.
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I studied several great examples of stall teams--in ALL tiers, though Obi will always be a special mention in the name of stall. I began to realize that the key to making any great team, stall no exception, was making sure one had all the right elements... I realized to be successful, I'd need:
A. One of every entry hazard (Expecting to get at least two of them down per game)
B. A ghost type spinblocker to ensure that they stay down.
C. A phazer to make sure my entry hazards are active members of my team.
D. My own rapid-spinner to stop my opponent's entry hazards.
E. A wish-passer to make sure each of my pokemon can be reused again and again.
F. A cleric, so that everything may run smoothly... for me!
G. Other incentives for my opponent to switch!
Katherine of Aragon
Hippowdon @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 168 Def / 88 SpD
Impish Nature
~ Earthquake
~ Slack Off
~ Stealth Rock
~ Roar
As the best stall lead in standard as well as the cream of the crop in physical defense, I felt Hippowdon was an easy choice. With stealth rock and sandstorm, Hippowdon has already established itself as a major team-player. Roar is infinitely more useful than Ice Fang here as Latias has been eliminated from the tier and Salamence very well might follow. Speedy suicide leads like Azelf and Roserade have incredibly dampened usefulness with Sandstorm and play and if they think they can outspeed and taunt me, I'll just switch to something that counters them--Blissey for Roserade and Spiritomb for Azelf. One STAB move at its disposal and many other ways to damage the opponent let me stick to the standard ev spread, maximizing its defenses and ignoring its offenses, although 260 attack and a STAB Earthquake will still kill some things. Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's first wife and was stubbornly traditional to the bitter end when it came to annulling their 24 year long marriage.
Anne Boleyn
Spiritomb @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 140 Def / 116 SpD
Calm Nature
~ Curse
~ Will=O=Wisp
~ Dark Pulse
~ Rest
People think I'm absolutely crazy for using Spiritomb in such a capacity, but it's definitely crazy enough to work. Will-O-Wisp allows me to cripple those physical attackers while Dark Pulse lets me hit everything--it may not have the special defense drop of shadow ball, but I don't need to rely on hax to know it'll be without immunities. Curse is what really makes this pokemon special as it'll be guaranteed to do at least a quarter of damage with the possibility of forcing a switch. While it'll cost me half my health, Spiritomb can easily Rest it all back the following turn (usually on the switch) and then I'll have Blissey clear the status, allowing me to rinse and repeat. Ghost Curse gives me an entirely new win condition that no opponent will be prepared for.. Anne Boleyn went from being Henry's most favored to his most hated, and is notorious for being the first wife he had executed. Henry accused her of being a witch as well as sleeping with over a hundred men, including her own brother (not that there was any actual proof)! She was outspoken, manipulative, and conniving--there was plenty of proof that she was a bitch!
Jane Seymour
Milotic @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 248 Def / 8 Speed
Bold Nature
~ Surf
~ Ice Beam
~ Hidden Power Electric
~ Recover
Milotic's popularity has waned over the years, but that doesn't mean she's still not a great team player and bulky water. She reaches 200 speed to get the better of many base 80s while having pretty spectacular defenses of 394 HP/281 Defense/286 Special Defense. With 236 Special Attack, she can still OHKO Salamence without any offensive investment. She also holds Hidden Power Electric to slam other waters in their faces before they can setup on her--Taunt-Gyarados will NOT be able to switch into this girl. Milotic was a notorious Garchomp counter for many years, but with him gone, she needs even less investment to clean up the dragons of the OU tier. Jane Seymour was Henry's favorite wife, having given birth to a male heir (though she would die in child birth)and holding a grace and sweetness that many of his other wives lacked.
Anne of Cleves
Forretress @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
~ Spikes
~ Toxic Spikes
~ Rapid Spin
~ Payback
Forretress can make a decent mixed wall with special defensive investment and it needs to be able to wall both ends of the spectrum at least decently as my central entry hazard setter. I can switch it in at will to disassemble my opponent's rocks or reset mine. While explosion was going to go as its sole attacking move, I realized Payback was the much superior choice as explosion is volatile for such an integral part of my team, and Payback punishes any spinblocker who thinks they can rain on my parade. Forretress only truly fears fire attacks which is what I have my Bulky water for... While ideally I'll get both spikes and toxic spikes up, it's more than likely I'll just choose one according to what team I'm battling... I'll be sure to use spikes if my opponent still has a poison type alive. Anne of Cleves was so terribly ugly that she and Henry never consummated their marriage, but she remained a BFF of the King, after their marriage was annulled.
Catherine Howard
Blissey @ Leftovers
Evs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
~ Aromatherapy
~ Softboiled
~ Flamethrower
~ Seismic Toss
The best special wall in the game is befitting on any stall team, though with so many defensive options, I felt Blissey could pull her own weight more if she could take down some threats, herself, besides just walling them. Flamethrower is for the Scizor switch-ins and also knocks Gengar around while Seismic Toss is the best way to smack Heatran. Blissey is mainly used to keep Spiritomb going strong as its ability to burn threats lets Blissey wall just about anything. Blissey lets Spiritomb continue doing its dirty work while Spiritomb cripples threats that might KO Blissey. Spiritomb's resistances have perfect synergy with Blissey and on top of the entry hazards, they are capable of eliminating most anything before it can setup.Catherine Howard was Henry VIII's youngest wife and was the second to be executed for lying about her virginity when she married the king--she was between 17 and 21 at the time of her death, and was apparently very good in bed.
Catherine Parr
Zapdos @ Leftovers
Evs: 248 HP / 228 Def / 32 SpD
Bold Nature
~ Thunderbolt
~ Substitute
~ Roost
~ Roar
Zapdos is not a contender one sees on a stall team often, but it rounds out my resistances quite beautifully and is well worth my only stealth rock weakness. It carries Substitute to make it nigh invincible--it doesn't need Hidden Power Grass or Ice because Milotic and Blissey have my special moves covered. It is my second phazer and can be a little bit more flexible than Hippowdon as it can outright kill Skarmory or outspeed it and roar it off as well as roar away Blissey who think they can switch in and take the Thunderbolt. While 286 Special Attack is Zapdos' bare minimum, it still gets the job done when you consider Zapdos is meant to be taking hits, so anything else it can kill is icing on the cake. Catherine Parr was Henry VIII's last wife and one of the older ones, eventually outliving her husband. She had already married many times and her religious beliefs were so shrouded in mystery that Henry had her arrested at one point, but she remained ever solemn toward the end of his life.