quotes from the movie Easy A

[tada]

george is not a sexy name, george is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax

 

[ENZ0]

perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat

 

[Outlaw]

just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody

 

[VKCA]

this is public school. if i can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, i get a bonus

 

[Tobes]

so what's with your new look? it's very whore couture

 

[Matthew]

looks like someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life

 

[tada]

i'm the guidance counselor, i should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes

 

[Rakan]

you've made your bed... i just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets

 

[Age of Kings]

just know I hate you bitch, go get your chocolate milk

 

[TheMantyke]

he's not the sharpest christian in the bible

 

[Mafeking]

we've had nine classes together since kindergarten...ten if you count religion of other cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and refused to go

 

[darkie]

I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought...but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?

 

[Fatecrashers]