Pokemon Theme Tune. Kony Parody.

[Neon Star]

I want to be the best ruler
Like noone ever was*
To catch kids is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel Uganda
Searching for each child
Each kid to understand the fact that they are mine
LRA! The kids and me
I decide your destiny
LRA!*
The kids hearts are true
Child soldiers will pull us true
Follow me I wont hurt you
LRA!! Gotta catch em all Gotta catch em all
Every campaign along the way
With laughter i will face
While its leader gets arrested
For wanking in a public place
Come join me
I'll treat you right
Guns in your arms
You will fight
Its always been my dream
LRA!!*
The kids and me
I decide your destiny
LRA
Im your best friend
My regime we must defend

What do you guys think? I came up with it myself.

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

locopoke
Neon Star

 

[Fatecrashers]

and live from new york

it's saturday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Neon Star]

Who's locopoke? Im new here. Lurked for a while though

 

[Fisdunction]

4/10, needs work

 

[Shiny Mew2]

I don't see where he wanks off in public.

2.5/10

 

[Layell]

1.4/10, the pop culture reference is already 2 months old at least.

 

[VKCA]

Who's locopoke? Im new here. Lurked for a while though

the guy in the watering hole you dolt
:evan::evan:

 

[mattj]

guys

who's kony?

[edit]
Is this a parody of some band's song? I can't find a band named Kony.

 

[6-Dimension]

obvious, poorly done, outdated pop-culture references?

yes please