Pokemon Rap Battles Season 2: Seeding round

[smashlloyd20]

Well I'll leave the lyrics here and get knocked out round 1 then

EDIT: Pwenmon, you of all people should be aware of my tech issues...

Jesus fuck this is terrible

Alright, let’s get going, got some work to get done
I’ll keep this short and sweet, reppin’ my Aggron
With my horns sharpened up and my metal body polished
All ready to go, let’s see what we got with this

My Rock Head is popping, don’t call it an afro
When my Head Smash erupts, away you go
Don’t just got one STAB, Steel’s here to have fun
With my Iron Head and Tail, you’ll need a Gastrodon

All you up in OU-what’ve you got?
A broken metagame, that’s all that you brought
Chillin’ down in RU, that’s me over here
Breaking wall after wall, Flying-types better beware

Stealth Rocks? Pff, a resist
Fire-types in a twist? Hey…calm your tits
You think I’m all offense-I’ll show you different
180 Base Defense, hits bounce off me like Shelmets

I think by now I’ve said enough here
Time to Autotomize, and shoot to the stratosphere

 

[Stratos]

holy shit darkie = smashlloyd20?

it is the scandal of the ages

ps that rap wasn't bad

 

[darkie]

recording failure intentional?

ahhh wtf I fixed it

 

[Da Letter El]

Sorry I couldn't record this

Lyrics

The name's Electabuzz, pleased to meet ya
I'm the cat who'll shock the world like a horror feature
Beat the haters down with a thunderpunch to the ear
While they take it like a bitch, paralyzed with fear

From the very start my attacks were quick
You doubt an OG like me? I'll send you back to basics
Basic mon, but I'm swinging with the big leagues
There's a reason even as a baby that Paul wouldn't ditch me

You thought since I got older in gen 4
That I'd be old news and never fight again in a war?
If you're that dumb, you must be a bit over-medicated
I was killing before egg moves; call it pre-Meditated

Lieutenant Surge couldn't contain me in a ball
If a war vet can't handle me, then how the hell can y'all
If you hear some news about a baby 'kid at your cousins
I hope you now recognize what all the 'buzz is

 

[Fisdunction]

You have until May 28th to record your raps. Unlike x5, I will actually be sticking to the deadline

ya ok w\e bro