MY FELLOW PATRATS
I am very happy to accept my victory in this election. The people are speaking and they're speaking very loudly in favour of me. The people are saying such good things... such good things. They're saying such things like "He's gonna build the posting wall, he's gonna build the wall that keeps Cong out" and I will. They're saying "The other candidates" they're really saying this "The other candidates are frauds. They're frauds." I wouldn't accuse the other candidates of fraud, I wouldn't say that, but there are people saying it and there are a lot of people saying it and I'm not saying it but there are just a lot of people saying it.
The people... the people have given me a mandate. They've given me a mandate to run this subforum. The election polls, they're not open yet, they're not... but the people will be out in droves folks, in droves. They'll be out in droves when the polls open and they will do what is right... and what's right is me, I am right folks, I am right.
But of course that's not why we're here. We're here to celebrate the life of Smogoff senator Phoopes. Senator Phoopes was a great senator, a tremendous senator. We're not here to campaign right now folks, we're here to dedicate the day to the one poster that matters and that is Phoopes.
The thing about retirement, it's so tricky. It's a very tricky thing. Some people don't know when to retire but Phoopes knew when to retire and now Phoopes is retired. They did something very tricky. They did something so tricky. Most people wouldn't know when to retire, most people, and I'm not saying anyone in particular doesn't know when to retire. I'm not saying anyone should retire. I'm just saying that Phoopes isn't even... old... tired... narcoleptic to some degree... Phoopes doesn't exhibit any of these and yet Phoopes knew when to retire. Unlike one candidate.
But without Phoopes, we need a force of power. We need a force of power folks and I am that force of power. I will take this subforum into a golden age of posting folks. A golden age. Our policies are golden and they will start up this new golden age.
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