Epic Pokemon Rap Battles R3: (Love ain't got a thing on my triple beam dreams!)

[ck49]

http://soundcloud.com/coolking49/metagross-vs-marowak-smogon

victim: marowak
instrumental: look at me now (Chris Brown)
lyrics:

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You know why I rap from outside the ball?
cuz nobody can get me in
leggo

ck49 and metagross
beating up on Marowak in round 3
smogon represent
show em how its done

ok marowak
you talk the talk
but everyone knows you cant walk the walk

Cuz you balk and walk
every batter that you face
you better see a doc
because you’ve been replaced
in gen 2,3,4,5
each ones in a higher tier
you left too much to be desired
fight like a man now don’t be crying.

quickly now, I’m bored of chiding
waiting for someone to make me try
I’ll fly when you use your earthquake
no problems with my magnet rise

my D is massive
dont be passive
try to hit me
I’ll hit back
or actually
I will attack first
cuz my speed has far surpassed yours
agility makes me so fast that
you’ll feel like your wearing shackles
you take down is like a tackle
you feel recoil I just cackle

your momma died she was the one
that had that tattoo on her bum
that had my name, threesome fun
but your dad beat me to it, quickly cummed.
I killed him in 9 months I killed your mum
and then, as gift I gave you her skull
oh that bone you keep holding onto
I hope you know its not a real think club

You think your so cool cuz your from gen 1?
your defense is so bad that a bullet punch
can beat you up like what I eat for lunch
your as nostalgic as some crunk

Your a bonehead your so dumb
While I can lift weights of one ton
with just my mind my psychic powers
are to leave you completely undone

dick up your ass
dumbfounded like taz
I know that I’m crass
I’m the gross, I’m fantastic
when this is over you’ll be in a casket
and if I need to I’ll explode I’m bombastic

you know im a rocket like im goran dragic
your gonna be out of this tournament - tragic
i’m so real i don’t need fake stuff like magic
your raps are so fake they’re probably plastic

chances are I’ll just meteor mash
and eliminate you with my sky high attack stat
And people will keep researching and trying to find out exactly I’m bad at
only to find out that it dont exist unlike you whos an oversized rat
and your think club is like a baseball bat but too bad you hit like your Adam Dunn’s hands

damn, man you are boring
your so bad that metang don’t try
I’m writing this rap as I’m touring
the expanses of the uber tier

Yeah I might as well be flying
beaten zekrom once so face
the facts and know you will be dieing
Because I cannot be replaced

Instead of that crazed look
try to accept it
why cant you admit that
your totally inept at
battling dont deny
you know im correct
cuz your stuck in a tier with parasect

yeah im a psuedo-legendary
your overly ordinary
meanwhile im extraordinary
your HP is filled with an oran berry

I’ve got the intelligence of 4 brains
yet I hit with the power of a freight train
while your as smart as herman cain
and probably drown when you’re in the rain

the only way you’ll win is Hax
too bad you don’t have the flash attack
my move arsenal is jam packed
and its backed up with massive stats

In china they call me the gold monster
meanwhile your named from a rattling sound
your ability is lightning rod
really useful since you live under ground

Fuck it, lets get this battle over with now
no more fooling around
you know I’m running this town
and burning it to the ground
your attacks feel like pound
and thus I know I am bound
for the championships
so i guess you’re out in this round

 

[X5Dragon]

OK so that's leave Von and Butter left, who should post by the end of today as I've been told. I'll make closing remarks after that :)

 

[Fisdunction]

If and when we decide to do another one of these rap battle threads, I think we need to be more strict with the time limit instead of constantly making exceptions for people.

 

[ButteredToast]

I honestly don't think that the recording will be able to be get done, as the buddy who is helping me to record it won't respond to me at all. It's way past the deadline, so I'm just going to give the lyrics. I honestly feel like a huge fuck up for not doing what I've been critical about in voting. If by some miracle the rap gets recorded before the voting round is posted, and if I get permission to, I'll try to edit this post and put it here. Either way, in the voting stage, I'll vote against myself. Again, sorry I'm such a fuck up at the present moment and hopefully I can finish what I started with a degree of respect left for myself.

Anyways, here are the lyrics...

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ROUND THREE RAP​

I’m about to Blaze it up. Kin you take my heat?
These rhymes that I’m spewing are so damn elite.
I’m the sheet. The greatest. This birds got it made.
Ain’t no way I’m gonna lose to a damn Beyblade.
I hope you prayed. Cause this here is your last day on earth.
I’ll baptize you in flames. Consider this your rebirth.
I know my worth. My punches are stronger than Jack Johnson’s.
I’ll beat your ass so bad you’ll land fucking Wisconsin.
My brawn, son, is killer. None stronger than I.
You can’t out play me. Don’t even know why you tried.
Just a fly on my windshield. Nothing more. Nothing less.
I just set up Swords Dances and put your team in distress.
You’re a mess. A weakling. And your move set is a bore.
You can set up spikes but that’s what my team has rapid spin for.
I am the lore. The wisest, fastest bird around.
I’m the true king of ubers. I wear the fucking crown.
Shhh. Don’t make a sound. It’s my move. And I am heading to the plate.
And just like Bobby Fischer I got you in checkmate.
My skill’s innate. Women and children run for cover.
Your barbed wire ass is so scorched, don't think you'll ever recover.
Sorry you had to discover. My greatness, strength and ability.
My speed’s already too high. No need for agility.
Uber nobility. Cause no one alive can take my hits.
I got banned from OU ‘cause I gave everyone the shits.
Into the pits. You go. Send you to Hell, I must be Satan.
And my moves are so damn good you should call me Kevin Bacon.
You’ve forsaken. Life. By submitting that shitty rap.
How the hell did you even get here with that piece of crap?
This must be a trap. Cause no one could ever be that dumb.
Because when these votes are counted, you’d be lucky to get one.
You’ve succumb. You couldn’t pass this final test.
But it must be an honor to have rap against the best.
Blaze E. Blaze

 

[X5Dragon]

Well I hope you can by any other way than your friend, you seem psyched about recording. In any case I'm still waiting for Von so try to work on it.

 

[vonFiedler]

The Trick Room
Victim: Porygon
Instrumental: Theme to The Room

This turned out a lot better than I thought it would, but I thought it was gonna be shit so

 

[X5Dragon]

Alright finally we get full participation from everyone! Gonna make the voting topic tomorrow so don't panic lol, anyway on to posting my favorite flames, but first to address a very false accusation:


"And I know this ain't personal, sorry if this sounds
But did you really face a banned user in the first round? "

Arcanine

He wasn't banned when he signed for participation and sure as hell didn't bother to find a way to participate, and after my first submission it ain't hard to see why ;)

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Marowak

Try to fight back, ground vs steel? The conclusion’s known
Fatass, go and eat my earthquake for the OHKO
Yo, seriously, have you stepped on a scale to check your weight?
You’re so fat you make Snorlax look like he’s Jenny fuckin Craig

Is that a fat club or a drill hammer?

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Honchkrow

You think you Intimidate me, think you can kill me in my sleep?
I'm an Insomniac motherfucker, because Rest is for the weak.


Like a boss.
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Hitmontop

I'm loaded like a gun
Yeah my bullets pack a punch
Safety's off, nigga
You 'bout ready to get dunked?

This really is a mafia battle lol.

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Dialga

With each word I fly past you, drive my speedboat out the dock
But you still stuck behind me, Suction Cupped to that rock

That must have stopped time for a while.

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Snorlax

300 BST don't know what you planna do
take you out with STAB tackle brush yo outrage too
too bad yo NFE, yeah i was hopin for a fight
get ta whoopin on a sho-tey and it don't feel right

I see Gen 1 has swag.

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Metagross

agility makes me so fast that
you’ll feel like your wearing shackles
you take down is like a tackle
you feel recoil I just cackle

That was just steel cold bra.

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Blaziken


Just a fly on my windshield. Nothing more. Nothing less.
I just set up Swords Dances and put your team in distress.
You’re a mess. A weakling. And your move set is a bore.
You can set up spikes but that’s what my team has rapid spin for.

That was setting up the temperature at hawt!

 

[X5Dragon]

If and when we decide to do another one of these rap battle threads, I think we need to be more strict with the time limit instead of constantly making exceptions for people.

Well it's the first of its kind so people are getting adjusted to it, but with every successive round we are getting more committed people so it's all good.

 

[Aviator99]

Oh wow, we actually got full participation this round! Good work guys, see you in the polls!

EDIT: Yeah, getting the voting up asap would be appreciated. Don't want to be in suspense while taking the ACTs! XD

 

[Fisdunction]

Gonna make the voting topic tomorrow

Can we just get it up tonight? We're already past schedule and I'd like to get votes tallied so we can move on to the next round.

 

[X5Dragon]

I'm gonna complain to my union about you guys ;_;

 

[Fisdunction]

You gonna tell your union about this too?

Post the thread, motherfucker. I ain't lookin' to go back to jail for murder.

 

[X5Dragon]

"Pikachuman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."

 

[mattj]

i think i love you fisdunctions

ahahahahahaha