Theorymon
Long Live Super Mario Maker! 2015-2024
We all have urges that society views as barbaric... but fuck them, let's get our barbarian jam on here!
Also note I say minor, keep the actual crazy and sick shit outta this thread you freaks!
Anyways here's a few of my own minor first world barbaric urges....
- I am often tempted to drink milk right out of the jug. I usually stop myself because that's a really inconsiderate thing to do... but if it's low I WILL do it!
- When all that's left in cereal is the dust, I'll just pour it out of the bag into my mouth.
- I slurp and drink soup out of the bowl when it's mostly liquid. Fuck spoons, that shit is slow and easier to spill!
- Sometimes I just sit in the shower and pretend I'm richer than I actually am. Yes its wasting water and that's bad, but warm water makes me feel luxurious!
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Also note I say minor, keep the actual crazy and sick shit outta this thread you freaks!
Anyways here's a few of my own minor first world barbaric urges....
- I am often tempted to drink milk right out of the jug. I usually stop myself because that's a really inconsiderate thing to do... but if it's low I WILL do it!
- When all that's left in cereal is the dust, I'll just pour it out of the bag into my mouth.
- I slurp and drink soup out of the bowl when it's mostly liquid. Fuck spoons, that shit is slow and easier to spill!
- Sometimes I just sit in the shower and pretend I'm richer than I actually am. Yes its wasting water and that's bad, but warm water makes me feel luxurious!
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