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Alright this ones really out there... like really out there. Probably way too far out there. But I like it so I'll give my reasoning at least.
Elgyem
New Stats: +50 Def (105 Defense), -50 SpDef (5 SpDef), +35 Spe (65 Spe), -35 Atk (20 Atk)
I told you it was out there. Alright heres the...
This is pretty convoluted but here we go.
Omanyte @ Air Balloon
EVs: 76 HP / 196 SpA / 236 Spe
Ability: Weak Armor
Modest Nature
Surf
Ice Beam / Ancient Power
Earth Power
Filler
Alright here's how this beauty works. With air balloon attached omanyte can survive any combination of attacks...
You forgot about the download boost.
+1 240+ SpA Porygon Tri Attack vs. 0 HP / 236 SpD Munchlax: 13-16 (43.3 - 53.3%) -- 85.9% chance to 2HKO after Stealth Rock
Fluff n' Stuff, a.k.a Mareep
New Ability: Fur Coat
New Move: Wish
Reasoning:
Hey, if a dumb poodle's fur halves attacks, then a sheep's fur should be like 3 times more effective than that. Anyways, this little beauty has never been viable ever but a massive gain in bulk plus reliable recovery...
Its Houndour pretty obviously (I mean immune to 3 attacks, resist the 4th how much better can you get?) but it feels wrong to give a houndour an eviolite.
Hmmmmmm Tricky Tricky
Tentacool is right up my alley, but rhyhorn seems solid (lul), and it seems criminal that joltik doesn't get sticky web already.
Uhhhh, I'll go with Rhyhorn
Mime Jr!
+3 HP (50 Base HP)
Added move Draining Kiss
God have I wanted mime Jr to be good for so long. So gamefreak saw fit to bestow him with an amazing fairy type and a powerful abilitiy in technician. BUT he didn't get a freaking fairy move to go with it (somehow not even dazzling gleam)...
I've been rolling ideas around in my head for a while and I had a couple pop up. I guess for this post I'll go with
Klink
Ability: Levitate (or possibly motor drive)
New moves: Earthquake, legally available Gear Grind & Shift Gear
Klink has always been interesting to me. It has good enough...
With specs daze definitely has a use, but its worth noting if your going a life orb or other such item route then they should generally do the same damage (they do the same for all the above mentioned calcs at least).
Also (I know thats just a sample set and its not really that important to...