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I find it ironic that those idiot jokes were typed by an idiot.
WHY? WHY MUST YOU INSULT YOUR OWN KIND?!?
On topic (CAUTION: BLONDE JOKE AHEAD):
One day there was a giant blonde convention. Blond-hair people from around the world came and squeezed into a giant auditorium built...
...Let me get this straight: you are calling out a company named after the male reproductive organ for being a dick.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO BE?! A PANCREAS?!?
Seriously, companies have names for a reason. If you first impression of them is "PENIS" you should NOT be using...
Honestly, if you want fattening recipes, just look up Epic Meal Time on YouTube.
And I fully support the creation and consumption of the Reuniclus Jell-O.
Oh god, I remember doing this years ago when there were only ten with my friends. I think we went semi-insane afterwards from Ash's general stupidity.
tl;dr:
Zacchaeus, you have taken 15 minutes from my life that I will never get back.
On topic:
A man is driving along one day and passes a restaurant with a sign that says "We will meet you order guaranteed or you get $1000!"
The man, thinking he'll be able to get some quick cash, goes in and...
Dammit, ninja'd.
If the above tips don't work, you can always play the lawsuit card. That will most definitely get you results: all companies fear lawsuits.
My god, her eyes are manic. She looks as insane and bitchy as she actually is in reality.
VKCA, you're probably right. He's most likely stating an imperative with an anecdote stating he's already done the imperative (command, for all non-Grammar Nazis.)
And it's an easy mistake to make: after...
VKCA, how is he using it, then? Afaik, it's the only way the sentence is grammatically correct.
Unless he's telling us to know who to vote for and saying he does as an anecdote.
I agree with Swaggersaurus. Unless she's never written a song in her life, then she IS a poet; songs are just poems put to a rhythm and tune.
I think after reading the OP, I've become a Republican.
EDIT: Randomly asking, Shiny Tyranitar, but are you Greek? I only ask because you used a...
I always thought the American Army was the covert name for the Douchebag Agency.
And honestly, most wargames are borderline AO rating, so making them more violent is basically impossible without a lot of bribery of the board.