Walrus Walrein's Walrus: A Song Competition - Won by Adam

[Ampharos]

In 6th place, earning 7.7: Lord Gaius

Cirith Ungol - Fire

This honestly also works as not-a-shitpost, though it probably scores a bit lower. Cheesy over the top metal is fine by me tbh.

 

[zorbees]

In 33rd, earning 2.8 points: zorbees

SEREBRO - Mi Mi Mi

I 100% knew this would do shitty with you, but I don't believe in guilty pleasures so I thought I had to submit something that I knew other people would find really bad for it to count. But its super catchy though. I don't know how half of these other songs are guilty pleasures anyways. CATFAIL YOU ALL

 

[Panic Station]

Zorb, look at my sig. You submitted Beaker's slutty sister. You are total suck.

 

[Ampharos]

In 5th, earning 7.9 points: LightWolf

Backstreet Boys - Everybody

This is a jam tbh. Scores higher if it doesn't take so long to get going, but this one is a classic. No shame in asking your bros if you're sexual and having them respond "yeah".

 

[Ampharos]

In 4th, earning 8.2 points: RAORoman

Phish - Llama

Yeah so this was actually already on my playlist. It's a goofy song but the track is super cool and despite Phish being kind of a meme I like it unironically.

taboot

 

[Ampharos]

In 3rd, earning 8.4 points: Drawesome532

Warrant - Cherry Pie

SHEEEE'S MY CHERRY PIE

Yeah this is a classic. Cheesy hair metal to the max and it's pretty great.

 

[Ampharos]

In 2nd, earning 8.6 points: t om

Berndsen - Supertime

Even without the video I unironically like this one, and the video is absolutely incredible. This is how you do synth music correctly. Great jam.

 

[Ampharos]

In 1st, earning 8.7 points: TraceOfLife

American Authors - Hit It

Great energy coming from this track. Super lively and really gets me pumped up. I'm trying to say something else about it but I really just like the overall feel of it. Great pick.

 

[Ampharos]

Category 7, THE HYDRA'S RETURN, will be revealed Wednesday 6/21 at 8 PM CDT.

 

[Yeti]

ppl who $#!%posted this cat are pussies who deserve to be catfailed

the entire point was to own up to music you are ashamed to genuinely like

#adamisapuss

 

[Lrr]

ppl who $#!%posted this cat are pussies who deserve to be catfailed

the entire point was to own up to music you are ashamed to genuinely like

#adamisapuss

I'M NOT ASHAMED OF ANYTHING I LIKE BECAUSE I ONLY LIKE THINGS THAT ARE OBJECTIVELY GOOD

 

[zorbees]

>music
>objective
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[shubaka17]

i feel personally profiled because the music im ashamed of is the music walrein refuses to let himself like

 

[Fort Colorcastle]

I'm amazed at how high mine scored, but then again walrein is a weeb

 

[vonFiedler]

Mostly I wanted Walrein to watch the video

It's a pretty big factor.

 

[Ampharos]

Pushing reveal back a day due to IRL shenanigans. Still at 8.

 

[Ampharos]

Category 7: THE HYDRA'S RETURN

 

[Ampharos]

In 36th, earning 3 points: Fort Colorcastle

Eric Saade - Girl From Sweden

Nope. The lyrics are asinine, and the sound is every generic top 40 track of the past ten years combined into one giant swill of mediocrity. She should stay in Sweden.

 

[Ampharos]

In 35th, earning 3.5 points: 4maskwolf

SHITPOST: LMFAO - Shots

This is like a 2 if it's not submitted as a shitpost. Good job, I guess.

I think "lmfao" is a valid reaction here.

 

[Ampharos]

In 34th, earning 4 points: Xicor

SHITPOST: Puppet and Murtagh - Killing Giants (feat. Richard Caddock)

The synth is the best part of this song. The dubstep is the worst part of it. The vocals aren't particularly good, either. And why is this a shitpost?

 

[Ampharos]

In 33rd, earning 4.2 points: Priptonite

Bon Iver - 22 (OVER S∞∞N)

Bon Iver is incredibly hit or miss for me. Some of his songs are really pleasant to listen to, and some of them are just mind-numbingly dull. This is one of the latter.

 

[Ampharos]

In 32nd, earning 4.4 points: vonFiedler

The Voodoo Sellers - Blow That Vuvuzela

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Ampharos]

In 31st, earning 4.6 points: Lord Gaius

Within Temptation - Fire and Ice

Starting to think Fable's Cat 1 pick was just a fluke. This song is boring for the first 2/3rds and then gets edgy. Her voice is always just on the precipice of being off-key and it's pretty obnoxious.

 

[Ampharos]

In 30th, earning 5 points: Fable

Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers The Kaleidoscope

God, what a tease. First 2 minutes of this are absolutely stellar before the vocals come in and wreck everything. Rest of the instrumental is just OK tbh. Gimme 12 minutes of that violin and this podiums.

 

[Ampharos]

In 29th, earning 5.2 points: Inawordyes

Apocalyptica - Not Strong Enough (ft. Brent Smith)

I'm in middle school again, I think. The Shinedown shines through very strongly. This isn't necessarily a good thing.