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Smogon Premier League VIII - Commencemeat
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I've been trying my best to avoid participating in this low quality post chain but I do feel the need to point out that the schedule and the current season standings are linked at the top of the thread every week, meaning you just called everyone out for not being able to use hyperlinks when you yourself are unable to click hyperlinks that were indeed used. I'm sure it's the RNG's fault though.
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a quality human being
So many teams could have used me, especially the Sharks. Sad! I know this tournament. I've played in this tournament. It is a hard tournament. But I win. I am a winner, I have won tournaments for a long time. Playoffs in 2 of 3 seasons. I want to make the Sharks great again, you heard me, make the Sharks great again.
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Banned deucer.
Don't worry sharks could've gotten you but then they wouldn't have gotten me. I'll show my stuff and make los sharks great again starting this week, if I don't I'll eat a lunchables on stream.
So many teams could have used me, especially the Sharks. Sad! I know this tournament. I've played in this tournament. It is a hard tournament. But I win. I am a winner, I have won tournaments for a long time. Playoffs in 2 of 3 seasons. I want to make the Sharks great again, you heard me, make the Sharks great again.
Will be hard for sharks to crawl without arms or legs
You're a hot guy who lost his virginity at the tender age of 13yo. Why waste your time bickering with some 20yo something troll that looks like a sewage rat that spends all his waking minutes masturbating to hentai girls because nothing with a vagina would ever come near him?
I like that new train Germany just produces. Looks hot.
Pretty sure StoneCold and BKC were like 2-7 their first season. Every greek hero has their dramatic fall.
Also, I beat mostwanted in playoffs the next week, that was week 9 and my team had already lost. I'm 7-4 or 6-4 all time. tsk tsk
Lmao some team coulda snatched up Yung SPLord for an easy 4K and got literally free wins in at least 3 tiers but alas. I didn't sign up midseason cuz big money falcons was a sinking ship. Well y'all loss, all these juicy posts and lordsquads goin out for free when they coulda been EXCLUSIVELY URS hngggggg salty! Shame! Sad! My 3peat ;(
also i respect women a quality thats very valuable on any team
also i respect women a quality thats very valuable on any team
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You said you changed your nickname because you wanted to escape the stigma associated with Laurel. Yet you still post like a Laurel. How does that make any sense?
It'd be like my saying I'm gonna stop being gay, yet I still caress my best friend's buttocks and pinch his nipples when I had him drunk and past out on my couch.
are we going to ignore that the pic says spicy-vagina-tacos at the bottom left
Been sitting here training in pokemon all day and i get upset. How do ppl still hate on Jsaok when he is obviously the goat and anything he puts his mind to he can achieve. Soooo I decided until WCOP starts I'm going to implement a new challenge to ppl who hate on Jsaok and think he is bad at pokemon. Introducing: The "5 Dollar Fade" challenge. (wow Jsaok) If you think u can beat Jsaok in either a bo3 RBY, DPP, GSC, BW, ORAS, SM OUs only (Shoutouts to lower tiers and also Ubers players. Shoutouts to teal6 and level 56) he will send u 5 dollars, otherwise he don't even want your money. Jsaok also reserves the right to refuse your challenge bc he is a legend -Jsaok
I did not get drafted in SPL, but I can say with 100% confidence that any team who drafted me midseason to play LC would have got a player who would have gone 5-0 (7-0 if playoffs) after midseason. However, because I did not get drafted, I cannot prove this, so you're just going to have to take my word for it. I also don't have to prove anything, my ego speaks for itself, would you really not trust someone with this much confidence?
Anyway, I may not have been drafted but at least this post might give me a small bit of attention from Pokemon players on line, which will temporarily make up for my unfulfilling life
Anyway, I may not have been drafted but at least this post might give me a small bit of attention from Pokemon players on line, which will temporarily make up for my unfulfilling life
In honor of Axel10's imminent rebranding as "Axelonlyhas10unbrokenbonesleftinhisbodybecausejimmythrashedhimsobrutally", I present the first scene of
Pocket Mobsters: The Jimmy Turtwig Story
(Act I, Scene I)
Setting:
A marina, deep hours of the night. Two men in trenchcoats stand at the pier's end. Before them is a young man, bound and gagged, tied to a concrete block. JIMMY TURTWIG, a newcomer to this line of work, glances at his senior partner.
KEVIN, known to the FBI as "ROOSTER", "PRAGUE'S FIRE", and, occasionally, "MIRIEL", stares at NJNP contemptuously.
KEVIN
(snidely)
"Heard you were a ghost, kid."
NJNP shakes his head frantically. He jerks his chin forward in a desperate attempt to convey his wish that the duct tape be removed from his mouth.
KEVIN
(smugly)
"And what do we do to ghosts, JIMMY?"
JIMMY TURTWIG
(confused)
"...We use Pursuit?"
KEVIN
(exasperated)
"No, you id- ...Well I mean, it's contextual, really. You really have to read the flow of the game, because sometimes Crunch is better, so you-"
KEVIN shakes his head, recollecting himself. He grins.
KEVIN
"We send them back to the other side."
JIMMY silently mouths "Ah".
NJNP's pleas are muffled. KEVIN chuckles and finally peels off the tape slowly.
NJNP
(panicked)
"Pl-Please! I'll do whatever you want!"
KEVIN
(darkly)
"Sorry, kid. There's only one thing I want from you."
NJNP
(terrified)
"W-Wait! How much did they pay you?!"
KEVIN quirks an eyebrow.
KEVIN
"...Five dollars."
NJNP's eyes widen. He sees a way out.
NJNP
(hopeful)
"Just let me go, and I can pay you TWENTY times-"
KEVIN kicks the block over the edge. NJNP gives a shocked scream, then is dragged over the edge and is silenced forever by the depths.
JIMMY
(sickened)
"...I don't think I have much of a stomach for this sort of thing.
KEVIN
(smiling)
"It's an acquired taste."
Pocket Mobsters: The Jimmy Turtwig Story
(Act I, Scene I)
Setting:
A marina, deep hours of the night. Two men in trenchcoats stand at the pier's end. Before them is a young man, bound and gagged, tied to a concrete block. JIMMY TURTWIG, a newcomer to this line of work, glances at his senior partner.
KEVIN, known to the FBI as "ROOSTER", "PRAGUE'S FIRE", and, occasionally, "MIRIEL", stares at NJNP contemptuously.
KEVIN
(snidely)
"Heard you were a ghost, kid."
NJNP shakes his head frantically. He jerks his chin forward in a desperate attempt to convey his wish that the duct tape be removed from his mouth.
KEVIN
(smugly)
"And what do we do to ghosts, JIMMY?"
JIMMY TURTWIG
(confused)
"...We use Pursuit?"
KEVIN
(exasperated)
"No, you id- ...Well I mean, it's contextual, really. You really have to read the flow of the game, because sometimes Crunch is better, so you-"
KEVIN shakes his head, recollecting himself. He grins.
KEVIN
"We send them back to the other side."
JIMMY silently mouths "Ah".
NJNP's pleas are muffled. KEVIN chuckles and finally peels off the tape slowly.
NJNP
(panicked)
"Pl-Please! I'll do whatever you want!"
KEVIN
(darkly)
"Sorry, kid. There's only one thing I want from you."
NJNP
(terrified)
"W-Wait! How much did they pay you?!"
KEVIN quirks an eyebrow.
KEVIN
"...Five dollars."
NJNP's eyes widen. He sees a way out.
NJNP
(hopeful)
"Just let me go, and I can pay you TWENTY times-"
KEVIN kicks the block over the edge. NJNP gives a shocked scream, then is dragged over the edge and is silenced forever by the depths.
JIMMY
(sickened)
"...I don't think I have much of a stomach for this sort of thing.
KEVIN
(smiling)
"It's an acquired taste."
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