do we do captions anymore?

[mattj]

love him or hate him this is a real softball here
any takers?

 

[Shiny Mew2]

And the national dept is THIS BIG


and











those monsters on the island are lucky because they are illegal immigrants in america

 

[alamaster]

"you see kids, someday just like your parents you'll be a puppet to the US government and we will control you like this!"

 

[X5Dragon]

Obama "I swear their poop mountain was so big!"

Michelle "ah hell naw"

 

[Toph Bei 2The Fongggg]

"I came in my pants when I heard Legend of Korra was coming out"

 

[DM]

AND THAT'S WHEN ZOMBIE DICK CHENEY WILL RISE FROM HIS GRAVE, SHOOTING LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS EVERYWHERE IN THE FACE WITH BUCKSHOT

SO YOU'D BETTER EAT YOUR VEGGIES, KIDS

 

[Da Letter El]

Obama: So then the monster of below average height put on his creeper face, and started groping the girl like THIS

Mrs Obama doesn't think this story is very politically correct

 

[Blue_Tornado]

nope, chuck testa canine

 

[King Serperior]

Obama, "And that is why, kids, you need to brush your teeth, or else the Gorgan will crawl out of your closets and eat your souls....."

Kids, "MOMMY!!!!"

 

[WaterBomb]

Michelle: Ew gross there's a bug on the mic
Obama: Not looking, not looking!

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Republicans are allergic to books like this! *makes sneezing face*

 

[shade]

barack's attempt at hypnotism failed to convince michelle that he performed well in bed last night