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Overall it has been much more quiet than most feared. But there hasn't been many bright spots either.
But there's still 5 years to go so anything can happen. But most likely nothing imo.
So you are just trying to comfort yourself by calling us weebs and asking us for weeb stuff so you can feel like a normal person again. Not falling for that!
Accept your true weebness, hiding it only harms you. Get out there and show it to the world! Holding back on what truly makes you human...
Everything is gonna be alright. No matter what the situation, sooner or later its gonna work out. *insert life sob story here*
But seriously, it helps keeping a not so hopeless attitude about a seemingly hopeless situation.