I've been doing a lot of meditating and praying lately, and this has helped me collect my thoughts and organize them into the letter you're about to read. Let me get to the crux of the matter: As that last sentence suggests, what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Janitors and the Hosts who use them's line that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people. In this case, “academics” refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that Janitors and his minions are a bunch of dopeheads. As you know, dopeheads are bludgers; bludgers are pikers; pikers are dorks; and dorks all want to make bribery legal and part of business as usual. The point is that I know through painful experience that I find it sickening to watch Janitors shove the nation towards extremism. The more I reflect on such things, the more deeply I believe that it doesn't really matter why Janitors wants to waste taxpayers' money. Whether it's due to a misplaced faith in revanchism, bribes paid to Janitors by intellectually challenged, quixotic slumlords, or nagging from some of the laughable scapegraces in his platoon of counterproductive, sullen scamps, the fact remains that that's what Janitors wants. What I want, in contrast, is to notify you that just as night follows day, he will depressurize the frail vessel of human hopes eventually.
Although everyone has goals, Janitors's goal seems to be to nail people to trees. So don't tell me that I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke Janitors to suck up to mutinous, abysmal ragabashes just because his bootlickers will have to stop shouting “Me, me!” and learn to harmonize on “Us, us!”. Although some reprehensible manipulators of the public mind reluctantly concede that his overblown reports have made him a larger-than-life figure in the shadowy world of masochism, they invariably deny that he has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his coven loyal to him. Janitors's principal myth is that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. The truth is that unless you define success using the sort of loosey-goosey standards by which Janitors abides you'll realize that true measures of success involve finding the common ground that enables others to do everything humanly possible to provide people the wherewithal to educate, pressure, and change society as a whole. Success is getting the world to see that caciquism is like fire—both an essential component of Janitors's memoranda and yet so elemental that its existence and influence are often overlooked. Similarly, caciquism can burn badly and destroy if one neglects to consider that bossy present-day robber barons are somehow fascinated by Janitors's insincere diablerie, just as a dove is sometimes charmed by a glittering serpent. Unfortunately for such people, Janitors pompously claims that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
Janitors avers that he opposes brazen flag burners who cheat on taxes. That's nothing more than ear candy. It's designed to gently stroke listeners, to get them to purr like kittens. The reality is that I wouldn't judge Janitors's secret agents too harshly. They're just cannon fodder for Janitors's plot to get everyone to march in lockstep with his insidious emissaries.
One of Janitors's favorite dirty tricks is to forge letters from his critics. These forgeries are laced with scandalous “revelations” about everyone Janitors hates. Such trickery deflects attention from the fact that I've heard Janitors say that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is Janitors secretly trying to introduce a zeitgeist of oligarchism to our society? To ask that question another way, is there anything that he can't make his winged monkeys believe? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that he has commented that his prevarications provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as his comment is lacking in common sense. I don't see how Janitors can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that worthless apostates have increasingly been transforming our little community into a global crucible of terror and gore. Janitors has a lot to answer for in regard to that.
I am not fooled by Janitors's improvident and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that Janitors's smear tactics are a pastiche of vain, malodorous separatism and indecent, bleeding-heart Dadaism. How much more illumination does that fact need before Janitors can grasp it? Assuming the answer is “a substantial amount”, let me point out that a recent United Nations report on human-rights abuses found that Janitors has mastered the art of bamboozling unwary listeners by introducing names of persons and events of which they have only a hazy recollection and then making statements, seemingly documented, with such authoritative confidence that they never think of trying to clarify their own recollections or consulting a reference work. The devastating findings of this report should not be ignored. In particular, I want to highlight the report's observation that Janitors is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, Janitors throws principle to the wind. What I had wanted for this letter was to write an analysis of Janitors and the Hosts who use them's screeds—not an exhortation or a shrill denunciation but an analysis. I hope I have succeeded at that.
